If you can’t decide on the perfect lighting for your evening party, these Friday The 13th Jason Mask String Lights should do. They are scary, but also kind of cute. They will add some slasher fun to an evening event. They are also perfect for Halloween. You can choose between 35 and 20 lights and they come with 12.5 feet and 11 feet of cable respectively. The lights are battery operated. Creepy and cute. Just the way we like it.
Tag: home decor
Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture
People love monster stories. Any decent story told involves a monster. Just ask my ex-wife. There are reports of chupacabra sightings in the Americas and eerie stories of body part trails left behind by these blood-sucking creatures. But we have never discovered a Chupacabra corpse. Until now…
Imagine having a Chupacabra corpse lying around the house. The corpse is so well sculpted out of paper pulp clay, paper mache, and polymer clay, no one will fail to believe that you actually met and killed a Chupacabra. With professional mask hair, acrylic hair and good craftsmanship, it is so realistic it will scare you at night.
Coffin Incense Burner
Damn son! That coffin is on fire! Why does it smell like old pork? I knew that som-biatch would spontaneously combust as soon as we buried his ass. Always gotta be the center of attention. Oh well. Who wants to barbecue some hot dogs? This Coffin Incense Burner is just plain awesome. I call this little number the smoking dead. I hope your incense doesn’t look like a charred corpse after it burns. I take that back, that would be cool as hell.
Halloween Wall Bats Look Amazing
Holy guano, that’s a lot of bats! These Halloween Wall Bats are awesome. They’re perfect for Halloween of course, but they look great on your walls year round. They look like they are really flying all over the place. These are enough bats to drive you batty. You’ll get all the fun of bats without all of the cleanup.
Spider Jewelry Box
This spider jewelry box is as scary as it is functional. It can be a great gift if your friend or significant other loves the eerie. The carvings are nicely detailed and the metallic finish makes it seem like there was an actual spider on top of the box before the box was dipped into a vat filled with molten metal, and the spider, being the badass it was, didn’t even budge. There are also other animal skulls and bones that are expertly crafted onto the box. The spider’s victims.