This Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket will keep you warm and probably leave a portal open so spirits can enter our world while you sleep. Probably. I have no idea. I just know that if I slept under this thing my OCD would kick in. I’d need a planchette on top so I could hover it over “goodbye” before I went to sleep and then I wouldn’t be able to get up in the morning until I hovered the planchette over “yes”. Then if I was with a woman I would ask her if we were having sex, so I’d have to hover over “no”.
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Horror Characters Soap Set
Do you feel dirty watching those horror flicks? There’s so much blood and gore, you feel like you need a shower right? So invite your horror friends into the shower with you, with this Horror Characters Soap Set. The heads of Jason, Leatherface, Freddy and Michael Myers will lather you up and get you clean. Spoiler alert: Freddy don’t like cleaning your taint. Leatherface doesn’t mind.
Hanging Bat Night Light
This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.
Cute Horror Character Pillowcases
Are you brave enough to lay your head down on Chucky? What about Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th? I wouldn’t do it. One is a psycho doll who is a deranged killer, the other a deranged killer with a machete. At least these Cute Horror Character Pillowcases are all cartoony and adorable. What could possibly go wrong? You can choose from Chucky or Jason. They do look super comfy and will creep up your living space nicely. Jason kind of looks like an owl. A demented deranged owl.
He’s probably all like, “Who. Who.” Then he’s all like, “Anyone, just as long as my machete goes in ’em.”
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Bigfoot Riding a Giant Crab
Bigfoot is the man! Or the Squatch! Who else can make his home in a stick pile in the woods? Who else could battle the Six Million Dollar man? Who else gets dropped off by a spaceship just to drop a deuce then go back home? Who else could ride a giant crab? This Bigfoot Riding a Giant Crab captures the awesomeness of Sasquatch. You know what he did after he rode this crab? He punched it and dug in and had crab cakes! Hey, he was feeling crabby! Crab and cryptid collide in this messed up sculpture made with a real crab.