Everybody hide and cover your rectums! It’s the mothership! Oh wait- Nevermind. It’s just a cool Mother Ship UFO Lamp. Still, cover your rectums, there may be mini proctologists in there. In fact it may be a teaching school for tiny proctologists. Rectum? I barely knew ’em! UFO sculpture lamps make me nervous that’s all. Cool lamp, but I would keep my eye on it so it doesn’t roofie you and bugger your bugleboys.
Tag: home decor
Horror Movie Light Switch And Outlet Plate Covers
See a horror movie every time you turn on the light. No, I mean besides when you wake up from a one night stand, turn on the light and turn around to see the horror show next to you. Better hope you wore a Johnny soldier. You gotta wrap that rascal or you gonna be paying child support to Quasimodo over there. Anywho, these Horror Movie Light Switch And Outlet Plate Covers from MainSwitchPlates are a great way to decorate your horror themed hovel. Seriously though, use protection peeps. This has been a Creepbay PSA.
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Dracula Tissue Box Cover
Have you been bitten by a Vampire? If so, dry your tears on some tissues from this Dracula Tissue Box Cover. You know what they say.Once bitten twice shy. What the hell does that even mean? That I’m gonna be bashful if another Vampire bites me? Hell no. I’m a little tease. I’m gonna be all batting my eyelashes and flirting. Then when he’s distracted, I’m gonna bite him instead and turn him human, cuz that’ll work. Then when he is holding his neck and saying, “Ow! What the-” I’m gonna knee him in the nuts and run.
Memento Mori Mummy Coffins
These Memento Mori Mummy Coffins are to die for! Nothing says home decor like small dead people in caskets that look like they have been there for a hundred years or so. I’ll take ten of them! They come in “Zombie Stare”, “Banshee Scream”, and “Pumpkin.” Pretty sweet! You could have yourself a whole above ground cemetery. All are nightmare fuel. Which we love.
Birthday Cat Calendar In Memory Of The Dead
This calendar is for both the living and the dead. It lets you remember deceased family members and friends and pets. It would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for that cute and creepy cat all over it’s pages. Every month, two famous deceased persons are mentioned as an example of how the calendar is meant to be used. On every page there is death… And as mentioned that cute cat. So you get the best of both worlds. That cat laughs at death. It is the creepiest cat calendar around.
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