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Shark Attack Monster Mask

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Shark Attack Monster Mask
Shark attacks only go two ways. You can either be the one thrashing and getting sliced and diced or you can be the one doing the chomping. I recommend being the shark. Then again, I also recommended Preparation H to that guy at work a few years back just because he was an a**hole! That guy was my boss. He recommended I find other employment. So here I am, finding weird and cool stuff. How’s my blogging? Call 1-800-I-AM-SO-THE-MAN!

Anywho, everyone you approach with this Shark Attack Monster Mask will be afraid you are going to bite their face off. Bonus: It kinda looks like a badass shark/wizard. Be back later. I’m rolling up a new D and D character based on this thing. So what if I have to carry a staff with a sponge-end and water myself every 5 minutes. Gonna call him the Shiz-zard.
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Face Mask Gym Hoodie

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Um, I’ve never seen this Face Mask Gym Hoodie at my gym. Pretty sure I’d remember a hoodie that covers the bare minimum like that. It’s like a hoodie, an apron and underwear all in one piece. This guy’s all like, “I’m a ninja and I’m FAB-U-Less!!! I’ll be your spotter all day long and I won’t stop until I spot ya. Found you! Silly Goose. Now give me twenty reps or you are so in trouble!”

Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes

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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes
Check out these cool Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes. The nightmare before Christmas is Christmas Eve. You can’t sleep, you can’t open anything. All you can do is lay awake, making your presents soooo much better in your head than they actually are. That’s the nightmare!

I would totally date Sally. The great thing about Sally is that no matter what you say, you’ll always have her in stitches.
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Rabbit Hoodie, For Hopping Down The Bunny Trail

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Rabbit Hoodie
Eh, What’s up doc? I knew I shoulda made that left at Albuquerque. Ain’t I a stinker? No, really I am a stinker. It’s July and like 100 effing degrees as I blog in a pair of ratty old socks and more-than-off-white underwear. And seeing this Rabbit Hoodie makes it feel even hotter.

On a somewhat, but not really related note, I taught I taw a puddy tat! Ib-a ib-a That’s all folks!

P.S. What a maroon!

Octopus Hoodie

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Octopus Hoodie
I love that show with the transforming and ink squirting octopi. “Ink squirters. More than meets the eye.” Octo-mus Prime is my favorite. Wait. I’m mixing stuff up again. Which usually starts with mixing meds. I have no idea what I’m saying, or even where I am half the time, but if there is one thing we can agree on it is this: Octopussy was not the best James Bond flick, but it had the best name.

Another thing we can agree on? That this Octopus Hoodie is the coolest effin hoodie in the hood any day of the week. (Almost typed day of the weak which is everyday for me.) Don’t believe me? Then I’ll shoot you with my Glock…topus. Son.

I’ll leave you with this bit of wisdom: You kids think tats are awesome and all, but Octopus wrestlers were getting inked long before it was cool. Think about it.
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