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Shark Attack Hoodie Dress

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shark attack hoodie dress
Well call me chum and dump me in the ocean! If every shark looked as cute as this one I’d be blogging from a boat and fishing all day long. Are those fishnets she’s wearing with this Shark Attack Hoodie Dress? Very appropriate. And hey, nice back fin! Mind if I swim up beside you and attach myself like one of those weird ride-along fish?

Hey, wanna play Adventure Time? You be Fin, I’ll be Jake. Get it? Fin? I know. I know. Bad joke. Gil-ty as charged!

Okay, I’m out! Gotta call a cardiologist and a weatherman, cuz you a Sharknado and ya just stole my heart.

Hoodie Pillow: The Hoodie And Pillow In One

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Hoodie Pillow
The Hoodie Pillow is a hoodie and also a pillow. Do you toss and turn? (*British accent* You bloody tosser!) Not anymore. If you toss and turn in this thing you’ll be taking the pillow with you.

Another bonus is that every time you lay down, you will look like Eminem from 8-Mile. Or some crazy assassin from a video game who needs sleep badly. Perfect for narcoleptics who could fall asleep at any moment. When you feel those Zzz’s coming, just fall back against the nearest wall and your head is cushioned for sweet dreams.

This BatCape Poncho Makes You The Head Bat Honcho

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BatCape Poncho
This BatCape Poncho says I am a creature of the night and don’t I look fabulous?

Yes. Yes you do. Now stop prancing around in that thing and let’s go fight crime already! *Looks down at my leotard, elf shoes and boy shorts.* Why did I have to be Robin again? Oh yeah, that’s right, it looked like a pregnant bat when I wore it. Now I just look like a pregnant elf. *Punches one gloved hand into the other!* Let’s do this thing!
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The Hoodlum: A Sleeping Bag For Your Head

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The Hoodlum A Sleeping Bag For Your Head
Get off my lawn you hoodlum! NOW I know what that crazy old guy was talking about? He was afraid I would wrap my head in it’s own sleeping bag and nap on his lawn. The jokes on him. After I left, I doubled back and slept on his porch while he was watching Matlock. No reason really. It was tiring eating that Big Mac and large fries.

Why did you walk to McDonalds?

I didn’t. Dude’s house was a rest stop between me and the car. I get winded after like 30 feet. I’m bringing this thing with me next time so my face stays all toasty.
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Octo-Hat With Tentacles

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Octo-Hat With Tentacles
Need a cool hat that has style? Don’t get your panties in a bunch, but do get your tentacles in a bunch with the Octo-Hat. It will give you gorgeous long tentacle locks that you will want to curl and tease. The tentacles double a scarf. I wonder if the tentacles have suckers, cuz I don’t want no octo-hickeys on my neck.  Am I the only one who finds the eyes on this thing super grumpy?

Don’t be an Octo-puss. Get an Octo-Hat.
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