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It Pennywise Zip-Up Hoodie

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It Pennywise Zip Up Hoodie
Use chilly weather as an excuse to frighten everyone who encounters you. That’s what this It Pennywise Zip-Up Hoodie is all about. He’s the clown from the Stephen King book “It”. I bet that title took him like two minutes to come up with. I never read the book, but I’m assuming he was a carnival clown who drives around in a car named Christine, while working part time at the Pet Sematary, until he gets lost in the Dead Zone and encounters the Dark Tower. I could be wrong.

Could be that he is just a crazy clown who’s misunderstood. Whatevs. His flesh makes for a good hoodie.

Pet Hoodies Make Your Pet Look Gangster

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Make your pet look like the badass he/she is with Pet Hoodies. Besides, small pets can have a hard time keeping warm in the winter months. Make them look warm and tough, so that every time they stare at you wanting food, you feel like you are about to get mugged. It’s cool. I don’t want any trouble. Wet food coming right up.

And make sure you give your pet a cool gangster name to go with their new hoodie. Better yet, give them a rapper name. Like Dr. Spay or 2pac Shapurr.

The World’s Coldest Hoodie

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At last a hoodie for never nudes! This hoodie shows off your not-so-killer abs, but why are you always so cold? This awesome hoodie is all black with neon stitching and even has a zipper that- Well, let’s face it, that zipper doesn’t even matter. It does have a full hood though, so while your nipples are shriveled up so tight they squirt man-milk, your head will be warm and toasty.

Looks like it goes well with high heels, tube socks and a Village People construction guy mustache. YMCA biatches!

Cthulhu Zippered Fleece Hoodie

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Cthulhu Zippered Fleece HoodieConceal your true identity behind tentacles when you cosplay as Cthulhu wearing this hoodie. Girl, you look so fine I had to roll a sanity check, cuz I’m about to lose my mind. The gamer geeks know what I’m talking about. This Cthulhu hoodie will keep you warm and looking like the ancient terror himself.

You’ll look like you are crawling out of his tentacled mouth.
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