There’s just something about old VHS tapes. If you grew up with them you have a certain nostalgia for them. But I don’t remember my old horror VHS tapes ever coming to life like this. Etsy shop ReadfulThings sells one-of-a-kind VHS and Betamax sculptures that turn classic horror tapes into nightmarish works of art. They are each themed after the movie on the tape. Look at these things, no wonder VHS is dead. These things are scary AF.
This Mini Skull Knobs Set is perfect for anyone who loves morbid decor. They will turn your cabinets, drawers, and other things into a frightfest. They will turn your home into a house of horrors. A mausoleum of mayhem. A mansion of the macabre. You get the idea. There’s nothing cooler than grabbing a skull to open a cabinet. Except maybe finding another skull in that cabinet.
Anddddd that’s enough internet for today. This nightmare inducing Baby Vampire Demon Doll video has everyone freaking out, jumping out of tall buildings, screaming and clutching their hair, and setting their laptops and smartphones on fire in the hopes that it will kill this monstrosity. I torched my laptop too. That’s why I have to share this from a public computer in the library. Since I’ve been here, I already saw one neck-beard crying and rocking back and forth when he pulled this gem up.
This nightmarish toy sits propped atop a grave with a baby bottle filled with red blood, sitting next to it. Also, the eyes follow the camera everywhere as a terrifying soundtrack plays. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go steal neckbeard’s wallet while he’s stunned.
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Check out this Life Size Alien Chestburster Statue.
Oh man, I don’t feel so good. Must have been something I ate. I think I’m just gonna lie down over- AHHHHHHH! Something’s ripping up my insides and for once it’s not a fart. OH GOD! OH GOD! *Alien bursts out of my chest* Are you as surprised to see me as I am to see you? Cool. Technically you’re my kid you know. I just gave birth to you. And I want to thank you for being considerate enough to not burst out of my rectum. *Kisses his slimy head, then it bites my face off*
This Ouija Board Table is perfect for any evening when you want to have dinner and a seance. In any order you prefer. Make sure you drink some spirits with your meal. Just don’t drink real spirits. That’s called possession. Which is nine-tenths of the law, but also a horrifying ordeal. So don’t do it. Also make sure you hover the planchette over GOODBYE after every meal, when you get up. It’s just good manners.