These Cryptozoology Keychains let you put some crazy cryptids in your pocket, Like Bogfoot. Oops, I mistyped that. Meant to say Bigfoot. Bogfoot is a mythical beast that lives in the swamp, therefore keeps stepping in the bog. Anyway, these keychains are kind of fun. Pick your favorite and put your keys on. You can choose from Bigfoot, Yeti, Kraken, Nessie and more. No Mothman though, cuz he flew toward the light and was never seen again. I don’t recognize some of them.
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Giant Plesiosaur Plush – The Plush Ness Monster
This Giant Plesiosaur Plush is just the kind of thing you can cuddle with in bed and pretend that he’s taking you on an amazing journey through the sea. I mean loch. Whatever! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Is it okay if I pee in the water buddy? Cool, cuz I just did.
You’ll know for sure that the Loch Ness Monster is real every time you see this in your home. I know he’s real. The internet told me and that is one friend that never lies.
Mythical Monster Postcard Set
Send your friends a postcard that says, “I believe in these mythical monsters and so should you.” This Mythical Monster Postcard Set includes Bigfoot, Wendigo, the Loch Ness Monster and ‘El Chupacabra. Sending a postcard is like giving your friends their own sighting. In their mailbox.
Plush Loch Ness Monster: I Saw It! I Saw It!
Oh Nessie, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Nessie. Hey Nessie. He’s plush. He’s supernatural. Even Leonard Nimoy was in search of him. I’m talking about Nessie. The Loch Ness Monster. Here he is in Plush Loch Ness Monster form. You’ve just had a sighting! Better report that shizz and share your blurry pic. Yeah, looks like a log with fins to me. You can take a pic of your crummy breakfast for instagram, but you can’t photograph a majestic and mythic beast huh? Whatevs.
Oh Nessie, what a pity you don’t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Nessie, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand
It’s plush like you Nessie
Oh, what you do Nessie, do Nessie
Don’t break my heart, Nessie.
Fun Fact: Nessie has a wife named bessie and likes to swim with his daughter Jesse. Can we spot them? Lesee… Damn, I should be a children’s writer. That’s where my skill level is anyway. I so rock the market of the under-developed mind. Takes one to know one.
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Make Every Drink A Monster Drink With These Monster Glasses
All the kids are slamming Monster drinks, so I figured I would too. Gonna order these awesome Monster Glasses and see if they give me energy too. Plus, I’ll never forget which glass is mine. I’m Chupacabra all the way baby! Sometimes I feel like a Kraken too so I’m covered. I’ll save the Loch Ness monster for friends since it’s a rare occasion that any show up and when they do, I have no proof.
Bigfoot? I’ll fill that up and leave it on the back porch for the neighborhood Sasquatch. That way he can stop drinking from the hose when we’re not looking.