So this is a highly questionable video of some dude filming some other dudes in hazmat suits finding a mermaid body in the water and trying to move it by putting it on a blanket and carrying it away in a very inept way. The guy filming talks about military people all over the place, but I’m calling BS. If that were true, everybody would be flocking in to see mermaid boobies. Mermaid boobies are the holy grail of boobies. No one wants to miss a sight like that. Man, that’s some nice tail though.
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Mermaid Skeleton Necklace Pendant
Show your love for mermaids with this cool Mermaid Skeleton Necklace Pendant. You have to show your love and respect mermaids. Mermaids are the maids of the sea, keeping Poseidon’s castle clean and washing Aquaman’s clothes. Sometimes they have to cook the Little Mermaid dinner. They even have to find Nemo when no one else can. Mermaids have a tough job. So be nice to them.
Dig These Crazy Creature Fossils
These creature fossils from Dustfull let you have some neat creature bones in your home without having to dig them up. I know that my neighbors get really pissed when I dig in their yard, even though I know for a fact that there is a giant T-Rex buried there. Hey, I was as quiet as I could be with that bulldozer. They don’t come with silencers. If they did I would be digging everywhere at night and stealing bones.
They have mermaid fossils, bats, dragons and more. I told you dragons exist! But no, you wouldn’t listen. Why would they show them on Game of Thrones if they were fake? Next you’ll be telling me that half the boobs on the internet are fake. Whatevs. Do your research.
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Shimmering Hologram Mermaid Tail Skirt
Well call me Aquaman and slap me with your mermaid tail, you have one fine set of fish fins. No, don’t really slap me. I hate getting slapped with fish. It happens more often than you might think. This Shimmering Hologram Mermaid Tail Skirt is all kinds of sexy. Say, why are mermaids never actually maids? You never see Ariel cleaning up the house, dusting all the knick-knacks and doing laundry, having to hop in the shower or the kiddie pool every 15 minutes to keep her mermaid skin wet.
I’m gonna start a mer-maid service and get a whole stable of mermaids to clean rich people’s houses. What’s the name for a whole group of them? A gaggle? Heh. More like a waggle, judging by the way they sway their hips when they swim. A maraude. That’s it. A maraude of mermaids. A mess. A masquerade. A mirage. See, now I’m just grasping at scales, which usually ends with a mer-tail slapping my face. Which I usually deserve.
Crocheted Mermaid Cat
Well you don’t see that everyday. A Mermaid Cat. Or should I say Meow-maid? The kitten of the sea! This Meow-maid is the cat’s whiskers. Too bad Meow-maids won’t help you clean up your house while you’re at work all day. That would be a Meow-Maid worth hiring. Whatevs. I’m down with the Catness. I’ll take two and hang them in an aquarium with some wire, so it looks like they’re swimming.