Make everyday a full moon with this crazy Werewolf Transformation Mask. You’ll have to provide your own sounds of bones breaking and tendons tearing as you transform and puke up a friggin’ Werewolf snout from your mouth. This sweet mask is just $52 and it will scare the hell out of everybody.
I actually grew up thinking I was a werewolf. Dad used to lock me up in a metal room once a month on the full moon. He told me I was a werewolf and it was for my own good. So I would freak out and claw up the walls, throw my own feces and wonder why I wasn’t all hairy. Then in the morning he let me out. Turns out that was how mom and dad got me out of their way for “date night”.
Mom, why are you walking funny? Did I get out of the cage and hurt you? Yes. Yes you did. You are a bad werewolf boy.

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There’s no better prank then putting a monster in someones toilet. It plays on the primitive fear that we all have about monsters attacking us when we are at our most vulnerable. Besides, everyone knows that toilets are nothing but monster portals to other realms, with poop going one way and demons riding the wave and going the other. We are potentially a target with each and every flush.
This awesome $129.