Tag: morbid

Leather Human Skulls

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Leather Human Skulls
Hey leatherface. What’s up? These Leather Human Skulls are pretty cool. I could be…per-suede-ed to buy one. Get it? See what I did there? That’s such a bad joke, you should tan my hide. Uh-oh. Did it again.

These skulls started out as lace, believe it or not, but one day they were singing, “Give to me your leather, take from me, my lace.” And that’s when shizz got real. Used to be lace.Now are leather. Stuff like that happens with Stevie Nicks witchcraft songs.
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Memento Mori Mourning Ring

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Memento Mori Mourning Ring
Do you know what Memento mori means? I had to look it up, cuz you know, 3rd grade education here. It means “remember that you must die”. I was like, okay thanks for the advice. And to you? Remember that you must get a fist to your face! Remind me about my mortality will you? Anyway, this Memento Mori Mourning Ring can be worn in morning and in mourning. Anytime you like actually. Anytime you feel like you need a big old fly on your knuckle with a skull on it’s butt. It looks like the Hell’s Angels of flies.

He’s all like, “A picnic? Let me land on your hot dog. have a look at my big old badonkadonk skull! Enjoy the plague!”

Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket

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Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket
This Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket is some jewelry with bite. *Puts my finger near it. Pulls it away.* This locket idea is crazy. Yeah, crazy like a fox. It’s nothin’ but teeth. This thing belongs on The X-Files. Ya know why? Cuz you wear this and you become Dana Scully. That teeth locket? Fox Molar. Ha ha ha. Get it? The tooth is out there!

If you do wear this, you’re gonna be one foxy lady. *Does the Jimi Hendrix guitar riff* C’mon, you know you’re a cute little heartbreaker… Foxy.

Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket

Vintage Bavarian Charivari Fox Teeth Locket

Raven Skull Belt Buckle

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Raven Skull Belt Buckle
This Raven Skull Belt Buckle has a one word comment to make about your sex life as it hangs over your junk ominously and pecks at your soul: Nevermore!

Wow! That skull just burned you good. Hey, I didn’t say it, the bird skull did.

It’s a pecker that holds up your pants. Everybody’s “raven” about it.
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Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display

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Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display
Forget snow globes. Snake Globes are better. This Garter Snake in Glass Snow Globe Display will let you safely have a snake in the house that you can admire. Without having to run away screaming. This guy is posed like he meant to get trapped in that globe. He’s got a smile and everything. Looks like a damn snake school yearbook picture. He was voted most likely to succeed…in getting frozen in time and being gawked at by humans. Good job.