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Horror Movie Posters Recreated With Clay

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Horror Movie Posters Recreated With Clay
UK-based artist Lizzie Campbell recreates horror movie posters using polymer clay. Awesome job Lizzie. Some of the recreations here include Nosferatu, Hellraiser, Dawn of the Dead and more. You can check out her website for more.

I’m confused. This stuff is scary is hell. I’ve seen most of these movies from under my blanket fort where I’m safe from the supernatural. But it looks so kid friendly in clay form. I miss that blanket fort. Let this be a lesson to everyone. All it takes is a candle and a stomach full of tacos to create a fiery mushroom shaped cloud in your room. Then ya got no blanket fort and are at the mercy of monsters.
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Vino De Nosferatu Decanter and Glasses

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Nosferatu Decanter
This Vino De Nosferatu Decanter and Glasses set will let you have a drink with Dracula. Have a nip with Nosferatu. You get free matching table accessories too. Raise a toast. You’ll be Vlad you did. Eck! Your blood tastes terrible. Why do you have to be so negative?

This set looks pretty cool. Way to luxurious and rich for my blood. Which tastes terrible by the way. So don’t invite me over. My blood is a terrible vintage.
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Nosferatu Lampshade

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Nosferatu Lampshade
This Nosferatu Lampshade will light up your life and illuminate the supernatural bloodsucker known as Nosferatu. *Sings* I’m doing all right, getting good grades. My lamp is so bright, it’s gotta wear shades…

This lamp shade is odd really cuz vampires don’t like the light. He should come out when the light goes off, raid your fridge, make a sammich or two and sneak back on the lampshade before you even know anything happened. But what do I know?

How do you know when a vampire has a cold?
He keeps a coffin!

I have proven once again that I can write jokes at a fifth grade level. Go me. Actually I stole that joke from a third grader.
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Little Nosferatu

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Little Nosferatu
Little Nosferatu just chillin’ like a spider,
Bit a girl,
Then wrapped her up,
Now he’s got to hide her.

He got two sharp fangs and a hobo’s coat,
You see him coming, that’s all she wrote!

I call that poem, “Chillin’ like a Spider!” It’s part of my upcoming poetry book entitled, “Failed the fifth grade, quit in the twelfth. Buy this damn book and put it on your shelf!”
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Nosferatu Cookies

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Nosferatu Cookies
Is that a Nosferatu cookie or that dude from Despicable me after a few months of Jenny Craig? I have no idea, but I’m gonna chomp these cookies up like crazy. You get a half dozen (that means 6 for all of your mathematically challenged folks. No worries. It took me like 10 minute to get the answer.).

Damn, the eyes on this cookie really seem to follow you! *Moves cookie from side to side slowly, checking out it’s eyes. Moves it up and down.* Stop looking at me while I eat you! *Flips cookie over so it’s back is toward me. Starts eating each from behind. Then notices the mirror in front of me and sees that it is still watching me. Hisses loudly and claws at the image, continuing to devour them.*