Zootoys has a few of these soft nightmares to choose from. Large Plush Spiders require large plush flyswatters or bigger boots. What has 8 eyes, is completely harmless and scares the bejesus out of me, so that I have to shred it with a knife until it’s stuffing flies everywhere? These things. I don’t care if they are real or plush, spiders is spiders and nature’s scurrying nightmare!
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Undead Skeleton Cat Plush – Meowzers!
What’s a good name for an Undead Skeleton Cat Plush? I have no idea. I’m gonna call mine Mr. Bones. I’ll hug him and squeeze him and cuddle all night, then when I fall asleep he will eat my face and turn me into an undead zombie too. Then we’ll start a detective agency called Meow and Pal(Consultants to the living) and solve all kinds of cases, like X-Files stuff. I’ll be the one who always gets the girl, the cat will be the one always eating rotten fish brains. At the end of every episode we’ll high five and freeze as the end credits music starts.
Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs
Do you have a stuffed animal who is in need of immediate surgery and needs every organ transplanted? Thank God for this Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs. Now you can give your plush animals new life. Or you can just hang this entire set on your wall or something. Basically we are talking plush guts here. An entire torso worth of ’em. It’s all anatomically correct. I have to take their word for that cuz I’m not a stuffed animal doctor.
This is pretty cool and all, but what I really need is a replacement wiener for a Teddy Bear cuz mine didn’t come with one for some reason.
Alien Xenomorph Custom Plush
I always wanted to snuggle up with a Xenomorph on a cold winter night. Then I got married and I have all the horror I could ever want from a cuddle partner. I kid. I kid. She reads this blog. This Alien Xenomorph Custom Plush will either kill you or cuddle you. Your chances are 50/50. Don’t be fooled by his cuteness. It takes 3-4 weeks for delivery, because they have to hatch this guy, incubate him, give him a lust for blood etc.
Giant Plesiosaur Plush – The Plush Ness Monster
This Giant Plesiosaur Plush is just the kind of thing you can cuddle with in bed and pretend that he’s taking you on an amazing journey through the sea. I mean loch. Whatever! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Is it okay if I pee in the water buddy? Cool, cuz I just did.
You’ll know for sure that the Loch Ness Monster is real every time you see this in your home. I know he’s real. The internet told me and that is one friend that never lies.
