Hey Bob. What’s up? This is Bob. Bob is a skull. Bob has all kinds of freaky magic voodoo writing on his skull. I’ve never seen the Dresden Files or read the book, but I’ve always admired Bob here. I’ve been working for weeks, scraping designs in my scalp with a screwdriver so my skull can look awesome after I die. All I got was a headache and the X-Ray shows that I accidentally drew something like looks like the devil playing tic-tac-toe.
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Life Size Universal Monster Horror Statues
Check out these Life Size Universal Monster Horror Statues from Workshop77. I guess their first 76 workshops got trashed by monsters. My only complaint is that there is no Creature From The Black Lagoon. Actually, my second complaint is that I can see the Invisible Man. He’s right there. Well, he was there a second ago. I swear. Anyway, all of your favorites are here, life sized and scary as the day you first saw them. Put ’em around your house and do the mash. The Monster Mash. It’s a graveyard smash!
Why ya gotta do vandalism? Somebody’s body is resting there.
Shut up hippy.
It’ll catch on in a flash.
What will?
The Monster Mash. I invited the ghost of Johnny Cash. He did the Monster Mash. Wa-oooooo
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Poltergeist Clown Prop Replica
Remember that movie Poltergeist? I don’t. I was too drunk, which is the adult equivalent of hiding under the blankets. Something scares me and I go for the bottle. Oh s**t, a spider! *glug, glug, glug.* That’s better. So, this is a prop of the clown prop replica from the Poltergeist movie. It’s pretty scary. *Drinks.* A Poltergeist is a violent ghost. You don’t want any of that. If you kill it, it evolves into a Zeitgeist. I think. Been awhile since I brushed up on supernatural stuff.
All I know is, I saw a completely different movie than you did since I brought my alcohol security blanket. Let’s see if I can remember. Oh, for the first hour I thought it was called Polter-Heist and I kept wondering when someone was gonna get robbed. Turns out, it was me, when I paid for the ticket.
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Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg
Jumping Jurassic Jeepers! A Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg. This thing is going to look awesome in my living room. I’m gonna put a little top hat on him. A life sized dinosaur is better than a tiny one, cuz you don’t want to step on it. Then what you’ve got is a Ve-splosh-ciraptor. It’s also a real Jurassic mess to clean up.
This guy or gal is freshly hatched from his egg, with some added egg birth goo stuff. Nice touch. Man, if we were the Flintstones, we’d be buying these by the dozen and frying up dinosaur eggs with Brontosaurus burgers. But it isn’t. All we eat are lousy chicken eggs. I want to eat an egg from something that can kill me. Oh yeah, salmonella. Never mind. This guy was just born and looks like he already wants to kill you.
Critter Trophy Head Replica
This Critter Trophy Head Replica is going to look good in your home. There’s nothing like a critter above your sh*ter. As long as they aren’t coming from the toilet we’re all good. These guys are seriously messed up. The only species in the galaxy that failed to evolve toward basic dental care. C’mon… I’m not gonna make a joke about the British. You guys…
I’ll put this critter on the wall and act all tough like I shot it myself, when really I hid in some bushes while my Safari guide took it down. That’s one thing you have to know about me, I’ll only talk tough and brave when I already have your head on the wall.