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Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles

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Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles
I don’t know much about Harry Potter, but these Harry Potter Skele-Gro Bottles are neat. Something about mean adoptive parents, an owl that delivers his mail, Dobby the house elf, flying car, broomstick sports, something something Voldemort.

Will it make my skele grow? I have no idea, but I’d be willing to give it a shot, until my skeleton pops out of my insides and becomes my outsides. I’ll probably drink it and find out it doesn’t work and that I’ve been boned. That sounded bad. I mean scammed. Bamboozled, hoodwinked. Not boned. And certainly not against my will. I’m just ribbing ya. I’m sure everything will be spine.

Beetlejuice Shrunken Head Guy

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Beetlejuice Shrunken Head Guy
You remember that shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice? Me either. I had my own shrunken head while watching that flick, thanks to the Vodka. Ever drink so much that it pickles your brain and your head feels all shriveled up? Yeah, I felt like this guy looks. Right down to the huge eyeballs, but that’s just cuz I saw a rat. Then I froze like that until somebody else came along and got rid of it. We all cope in our own ways.

Has anyone ever actually tried Beetle Juice? Judging by this guy’s face, I bet it’s sour. Bet he never tried that again! You ever talk with your mouth full while you’re blogging? I do. I said “Beetlejuice”only it sounded like “Fetal Juice”. I was horrified. Then I laughed and almost choked. I’m so lonely. *sigh* At least I can share these special moments with you guys.

Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book

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Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book
Welcome to the afterlife. Here’s a pamphlet and here’s a book. Just browse through this Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased Book and you will have all of the answers, so you can enjoy your afterlife. I think. Maybe it shows you the recently deceased so you can identify them. Like a who’s who of who ain’t alive anymore. I have no idea. It’s been awhile since I saw the movie.

It’s a pretty cool replica. I hope my name isn’t in there. That means my whole life was the same plot as The Sixth Sense. I’m dead people. Oh man, now I have to have a look in that book. I’m scarred. No, not scarred. My skin is beautiful, I just can’t spell. I’m scared.
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Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe

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Marceline The Vampire Queen's Bass Axe
I’ll never forget the first time I saw Adventure Time and heard that theme song, “Adventure Time, c’mon grab your friends..” Since I had none I had to grab a sock puppet and watch it with him. I called him Herbert. He smells like cheese. Anyway, this is Marceline The Vampire Queen’s Bass Axe.

It’s a pretty cool replica and I’m all about that bass. No treble! It looks like an official instrument in the Pepto Bismol battle of the bands. You thrash, you rock, you ease your indigestion and then play something soft.

Bigfoot Molar

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Bigfoot Molar
This Bigfoot Molar is a reproduction of a tooth found on a Bigfoot skeleton in a cave. Basically some human kids found a skeleton and plucked this molar as evidence. You can read the whole story at the link. What do you think this is, story time? What, do I amuse you? I’m a funny guy huh? You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Sorry. Gonna have to lower the dosage on those candy bars that Doctor ME prescribed. Too much sugar.

Me? I don’t need a tooth for evidence. It’s on the internet, so it must be true. That is one huge Molar. Better than having two I guess. Than Bigfoot would be bi-molar as well as bi-polar…bear.
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