Hey Bob. What’s up? This is Bob. Bob is a skull. Bob has all kinds of freaky magic voodoo writing on his skull. I’ve never seen the Dresden Files or read the book, but I’ve always admired Bob here. I’ve been working for weeks, scraping designs in my scalp with a screwdriver so my skull can look awesome after I die. All I got was a headache and the X-Ray shows that I accidentally drew something like looks like the devil playing tic-tac-toe.
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Life Size Universal Monster Horror Statues
Check out these Life Size Universal Monster Horror Statues from Workshop77. I guess their first 76 workshops got trashed by monsters. My only complaint is that there is no Creature From The Black Lagoon. Actually, my second complaint is that I can see the Invisible Man. He’s right there. Well, he was there a second ago. I swear. Anyway, all of your favorites are here, life sized and scary as the day you first saw them. Put ’em around your house and do the mash. The Monster Mash. It’s a graveyard smash!
Why ya gotta do vandalism? Somebody’s body is resting there.
Shut up hippy.
It’ll catch on in a flash.
What will?
The Monster Mash. I invited the ghost of Johnny Cash. He did the Monster Mash. Wa-oooooo
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Poltergeist Clown Prop Replica
Remember that movie Poltergeist? I don’t. I was too drunk, which is the adult equivalent of hiding under the blankets. Something scares me and I go for the bottle. Oh s**t, a spider! *glug, glug, glug.* That’s better. So, this is a prop of the clown prop replica from the Poltergeist movie. It’s pretty scary. *Drinks.* A Poltergeist is a violent ghost. You don’t want any of that. If you kill it, it evolves into a Zeitgeist. I think. Been awhile since I brushed up on supernatural stuff.
All I know is, I saw a completely different movie than you did since I brought my alcohol security blanket. Let’s see if I can remember. Oh, for the first hour I thought it was called Polter-Heist and I kept wondering when someone was gonna get robbed. Turns out, it was me, when I paid for the ticket.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
I never sleep these days. Nightmares with Freddy chasing me? Nah. Accidentally been pouring NyQuil on my waffles. Which I eat before bed. I’ll probably be better in a few days. On the plus side, my cough is gone. So, there’s no way I’m scared of this Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Glove Replica. Pfft, what could he possibly do to me? You gotta get me tired to catch me Freddy. Oh sh*t. I just realized it was the drowsy formula. Oh well. Be seeing you soon Fredster and we will do battle again.
This replica is screen accurate from the original A Nightmare on Elm Street, with a distressed leather-like glove, with real metal attachments. It even includes a mannequin hand to display it when you aren’t wearing it so you can chop meat and cut hair and stuff. Pretty cool. feeling a little drowsy now. Probably not a great item to feature before falling asleep and being at Freddy’s mercy. Gonna be a long night.
Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg
Jumping Jurassic Jeepers! A Life Sized Velociraptor Hatching From An Egg. This thing is going to look awesome in my living room. I’m gonna put a little top hat on him. A life sized dinosaur is better than a tiny one, cuz you don’t want to step on it. Then what you’ve got is a Ve-splosh-ciraptor. It’s also a real Jurassic mess to clean up.
This guy or gal is freshly hatched from his egg, with some added egg birth goo stuff. Nice touch. Man, if we were the Flintstones, we’d be buying these by the dozen and frying up dinosaur eggs with Brontosaurus burgers. But it isn’t. All we eat are lousy chicken eggs. I want to eat an egg from something that can kill me. Oh yeah, salmonella. Never mind. This guy was just born and looks like he already wants to kill you.