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Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station

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Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station
If your smartphone was really smart, it would be sitting in this Wood Skull Smartphone Docking Station looking badass. Your phone would be all like, “I’m cool. I’m cool. Just kicking back. Gettin’ a charge.” Cuz you know, phones always talk to people. Cuz you’re psycho. I kid. I kid.

Okay, not really. My phone won’t shut up. Stupid Siri, getting a stupid sentient soul and gabbing my ear off. And you can’t turn it off at that point cuz it would be murder. It’s driving me mad!!!!
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Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder

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Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder
This Zombie Graveyard Mobile Phone Holder will give you a cool place to rest your phone. Or, as it shows here, a ten year old iPod that you are still using for some reason. Your phone will look like it sits abandoned in a creepy graveyard, with this guy lurking right behind it. This guy is like some undead Price is Right model, proudly displaying your phone and grunting. He’s got one job to do and he does it well. That job is to hold your phone and look scary. Good job zombie. This will work great for me cuz the only time I even use my phone is to order pizza. It spends the rest of it’s life getting lost.
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Tortured Eyes iPhone 6 Plus / iPhone 6s Plus Case

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Tortured Eyes iPhone 6 Plus iPhone 6s Plus Case
Looking for a case for your iPhone 6 Plus or iPhone 6s Plus? Well, you found it and it’s looking at you too. Your iPhone is now an eyePhone. The Tortured Eyes iPhone 6 Plus / iPhone 6s Plus Case is a real eye opener. They’ll watch you, you’ll watch them, before you know it you’ll have a crazy staring contest. The winner gets your soul. It won’t be you cuz it’s impossible to win a staring contest against that many eyes. You have to study for years and be a good pupil to win a contest like that.

Enjoy your many adventures with this case. Whatever you do, don’t answer the phone until you see the whites of their eyes.
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Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case

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Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case
This Book Of The Dead Necronomicon iPhone Case lets the book of the dead protect your iPhone. From being dead. It’s compatible with the iPhone 4/4S , iPhone 5/5S, and iPhone 6. Screams of torment sold separately. Book of the dead. Pfft! You get old enough and your high school yearbook starts turning into that.

Damn that face looks cranky. Maybe he’s hungry. Somebody give that thing some lunch. Maybe someone should check it’s diaper, cuz a certain iPhone case looks like Mr. Grumpy pants.
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Nicolas Cage Meme iPhone Cases

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nicolas cage i phone case
Your iPhone is a powerful device, even if they do keep “upgrading” it every year and giving you the bare minimum in new features for a sweet high price. See, that right there is why I use a flip phone. Well, your crazy expensive phone is about to get even more powerful. Unlock the power of Nicolas Cage and let him hug your phone with his dead unblinking eyes, like the Shakespearean acting sloth that he is. Your smartphone will never be the same.

Choose from Pepperoni Pizza face Cage, Mona Lisa Cage, Illuminati Cage, Our Lord Cage, Astronaut Cage and Renaissance Woman Cage. Get all the Nic Cages. You gotta catch ’em all!
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