This Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket will keep you warm and probably leave a portal open so spirits can enter our world while you sleep. Probably. I have no idea. I just know that if I slept under this thing my OCD would kick in. I’d need a planchette on top so I could hover it over “goodbye” before I went to sleep and then I wouldn’t be able to get up in the morning until I hovered the planchette over “yes”. Then if I was with a woman I would ask her if we were having sex, so I’d have to hover over “no”.
Tag: strange
Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring
My heart is in your hands baby. Hey why are your hands so cold? You’re cold as a skel- Oh… That explains it. This Skeletal Hands and Heart Ring is pretty badass. Those skeleton hands are holding a heart. Ahhhh. But to love it or to squeeze it? That’s the question. Damn, I said something deep. Did you guys read that? I guess I’m growing up. And to think, I was gonna work in a joke about skeleton hands holding a weiner when I started. Not anymore. I’m a big boy now.
Medical Malpractice Pants
These Medical Malpractice Pants are a great way to let others know that you are a doctor who likes to drink before some shaky-handed surgery. Or maybe it lets people know that you have been worked on by that dude. Or that you just opened a shop in a dark alley and are taking clients. Practice/Malpractice… It’s all practice. That’s how you get better.
3D Skull iPhone Cases – Skulls Everywhere
Check out these 3D Skull iPhone Cases. They will fit iPhone 6/6s.Are we up to like iPhone 13 now? I can’t keep track. These cases come in red and black and make your overpriced phone look badass. It has skulls all over. Just like the floor of Apple’s factory! Zing! Oh no he didn’t! Oh yes he did! That was a burn! Hey, why’d my phone stop working? Oh sure, you aren’t spying on me.
Men’s I Believe Aliens Crew Socks
Do you believe? The truth is out there man. Aliens exist. These Men’s I Believe Aliens Crew Socks prove it. They show an alien being beamed up into a UFO and waving, all like, “So long and thanks for the sh*t sample!” Damn, how many samples do you guys need? Do you have like a giant poop jar in the middle of the ship or is a colonoscopy just an international alien greeting? You guys should really brush up on your diplomacy. Enough with the butt-stuff!