So you’re in the bat cave doing your bat make-up… You need a Bat Mirror. If nothing else, it puts your face between a pair of bat-wings so you know what you look like as a Vampire. If you decide that you look good, go ahead and let a Vampire bite your neck. Plus, you will look good girl! You go with your bad and batty self.
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Intestines Skater Skirt – IBS – Irritable Bowel Skirt
Guts! Do you have the guts to wear this Intestines Skater Skirt? Do you have the intestinal fortitude? Or do you have a cowardly colon? BTW, I have it on good authority that the Cowardly Colon was the original character in the Wizard of Oz, before he was replaced with the cowardly lion. Anyway, this skirt is the ultimate visual representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Well, technically that honor probably belongs to diarrhea, but this is a good one too. IBS. Irritable Bowel Skirt.
Double Rat Skeleton Necklace
Look at them rat skeletons kissing up a storm. Get a room guys. Actually get some skin. Damn. This Double Rat Skeleton Necklace is a great accessory that makes quite a statement. That statement usually being, “Ewwwwww!” I kid, I kid. Rat skeletons are totally in fashion this year according to me. They never go out of style. No bones about it, this is a great necklace.
It’s made of clear acrylic. Fun fact: My ex used to paint in acrylics. What? No, she used oil-based paints. I mean, she used to paint in acrylics, as in, the shoes she wore were acrylic, on account of she was a stripper.
Bigfoot Pocket Journal 3 Pack
I gotta get me this Bigfoot Pocket Journal 3 Pack cuz I always see Bigfoot in the woods, and one time at the 7-11, but that last one may have been some lady with a LOT of testosterone. I couldn’t tell by the grunting or the big booty waddle. I’d use these to recount all of my Bigfoot sightings.
December 17th Saw Bigfoot taking a deuce in a forest stream. *Draws picture of Sasquatch all bent over and grunting,dropping a cleveland steamer that kills a frog.* January 5th. Saw Bigfoot masturbating. Stepped on a twig and he quickly stopped and pretended he was sleeping all along. *Draws Bigfoot doing his thing. Writes HAHA with an arrow pointing towards his tiny weenie.*
I would fill these things in 5 seconds. People doubt that he exists, but how can you not see him? He’s like ten feet tall.
Leather Skulls By Heavy Eyes
Damn. These leather skulls are pretty darn awesome. They are made by Heavy Eyes and are made by hand in Brooklyn, using premium leathers. Why are your eyes so heavy? Huh? Huh? Stop hitting yourself! Anyway, they fold the leather and use metal hardware to attach it all together. Leather origami? Osteo-origami? I don’t know what to call it, but these skulls are sweet.
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