Taxidermy Fridge Magnets

taxidermy fridge magnet
We don’t all have room in our homes to display stuffed and mounted dead stuff. So what can you do? Well, if you absolutely have to have some dead stuff around and the conversation with your dead grandmother’s corpse in the rocking chair has turned boring, try these Taxidermy Fridge Magnets.

No miniature animals actually had to die so that you can display them on your fridge. Ya whack job! I kid. But really, this is a much classier way to display dead animals. A real space saver too. Now you can be a big game (magnet) hunter. They even come in super cool packaging that makes each piece look like they are on display in a tiny room.
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Mounted Predator Head

mounted predator headI finally bagged me a Predator. Even if it does look like a watermelon mated with a spider. They are surprisingly easy to catch. Just cover yourself in mud and they’re all like, “Where did you go?” So I popped up and surprised him. That’s how I got this sweet Predator head for my wall.

Like 4 more were off to the side laughing. I held their friend’s head up. “This is funny spider-face?” What’s that smell? Smells like taco night, just before bed. Oh, right! That mud was butt-mud. Figures I would hide in a pig-pen. They just gave me a wide birth as I left with my trophy. That’s right. I’m the man!
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That’ll Teach ‘Em: Wall Mounted Zombie Hand

zombie handI am so ready for the Zombie apocalypse. I have 20 pounds of beef jerky, a barrel full of bacon, an industrial sized pallet of cheetos and… What? Ammunition? Guns? I knew there was something I forgot. Oh well. You gotta have priorities and snacks are the first. Diabetes second.
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