This Gothic Raven Ring is pretty sweet. Squawk! Nevermore! Nevermore! I mean never wore. This ring has never been worn. That I know of anyway. Pro tip: Do not leave this shiny ring out where a raven can get it. They love shiny things and collect them. I had one raven steal a whole bunch of shiny trinkets from me once. Those shiny trinkets were nails holding my house together. So now you know why I’m typing all out in the open, with my walls on the ground around me. God I hate birds!
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Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.
What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.
Hanging Bat Night Light
This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.
Hell On Wheels – Zombie Killer Bike Badge
This is a Zombie Killer Bike Badge. I’ve been trying to earn one all day by mowing down pedestrians, but I guess I live in a zombie-free neighborhood. There was one old lady who had sores on her mouth who was shambling like the undead, and I thought for sure she was a zombie, but nope. Just a case of the herp and dementia. Then I realized I could just buy the badge. Boy is my face red. Also the front of my bike. Very red. And the streets.
Crazy Scary Spider Earrings
Get it away! Get it away! *Takes a lighter to a can of hairspray and fries your face!* Uh… Sorry. You had a spider- Oh Spider Earrings. My bad. You really shouldn’t wear nature’s nightmares on your ears. Just sayin’.
From HacktBellydance.
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