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Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With Background Music)

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Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With Background Music)
Yeah, this game doesn’t seem weird at all. This won’t scar kids for life. This Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With background music) teaches kids about the body and organ`s. Also teaches them that the world is gross. Here’s how you play: each person picks an organ card and puts the organ back into body. If it fits in the body, then turn to the next player, if it is wrong organ, lookout, the body starts trembling and you likely have a malpractice suit coming. All the organs fly out. Damn!

Here is an actual quote from the item page:

With sound and voice, horrible music creat a nervous atmosphere.

Now I’m sold. Though I’m not sure what creat means. It has music and body parts flying everywhere. Who wants to play with me? This goes well with these anatomical pint glasses. Have a drink while organs are flying.

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Meat and Potatoes Necklace – Dinner Is Served

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Meat and Potatoes Necklace - Dinner Is Served
I’m a meat and potatoes kind of guy, so basically I would be wearing dinner with this Meat and Potatoes Necklace around my neck. This here is a hungry man necklace! If I’m out and about and get hungry, Imma just rip off my necklace and have a snack. I wonder if I can get some broccoli with it. I’m trying to be healthier. And by healthier, I mean I have one less Snicker’s bar per day. Check out these meta socks too. Dress all in meat. That’s what I would do.

Nice Moobs – Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture

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Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture
So this happened. Over on Etsy. Which is what you would expect. This Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture has a weird hybrid creature/freak in a petri dish. More like a pee-tri dish. Am I right? That’s a lot of pee. Just guessing. Dude looks pretty relieved, like he’s been holding it until his mad scientist master says it’s okay and now it’s just ahhhhhhhhhh. Not sure I would have made the bold choice to bathe in it as well, but different strokes for different folks.

Plush Potato – Fleece Food

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Plush Potato - Fleece Food
What the spud? So this exists. A Plush Potato. A bunch of plush potatoes. AKA your average American. Hey, I can say that cuz I’m American and all doughy and potato-like. So now you can cuddle with a plush spud. These guys look like fleshy ghosts who would multiply and haunt you forever.

Gross Eyeball Pen

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Gross Eyeball Pen
This Gross Eyeball Pen is nasty. The problem is that it sees everything you write. You won’t have any secrets when you use this pen. You write something it doesn’t like, then it’s gonna eyeball you. It seems to have some festering blisters on it too. Yeah you ugly eyeball pen. I bet you show it a mirror and it wrecks its ugly self. I’m gonna make a special single sunglass for this thing. It will never look cool, but this will help.