Author: Artemis Winterford

Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush

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Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush
Check this out. These Hellraiser Lament Configuration Fuzzy Dice Plush are going to look awesome in that Hellraiser themed car I’m building. It’s a pretty simple build. I’m just putting huge pins all over it so it looks like a huge porcupine.

Update: I just finished, but I impaled myself while opening the door.

2nd Update: Had to take it to the mechanic. Then had to hide the evidence when I found all 3 mechanics impaled on the thing. One on the roof, one on the bumper and one on the trunk wearing a ball gag. Whatever that’s about. This may have been a bad idea. Time to report it stolen, wipe my prints and act not weird.

Kraken Bottle Candle Holders

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Kraken Bottle Candle Holders
Vile Kraken! Unhand my bottle! I mean un-tentacle that bottle ye spirit drinking serpent! Whatever. Just have it. Probably full of Kraken backwash by now anyway.

Krakens can’t keep their tentacles off of these Kraken Bottle Candle Holders. Obviously. I tried slapping that tentacle away and all I got was sucker punched. Get it? Cuz their tentacles are full of suckers? You know what else is full of suckers? A lollipop store! Zing! All day suckers! Double zing! Think about that next time you go into a candy store.
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Creature From The Black Lagoon Gelatin Mold

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Creature From The Black Lagoon Gelatin Mold
There’s always room for Jello. Especially when it’s shaped like the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s head. Depending on what flavor you make, you can eat the Creature from the Lime Lagoon, the cherry lagoon, or the strawberry lagoon. That’s a lot of lagoon options for dessert. Fill up your mold, put it in the fridge and then take it out and giggle as you jiggle it over and over again. I plan on buying two of these so I can put them side by side and watch them jiggle, cuz I’m immature like that. You know, cause then it would be the creature from the boob lagoon.

Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

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Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art
This Renaissance Style Alien Art reminds us that aliens have been invading our shizz since way back and they haven’t stopped yet. They just dress different these days. Which is weird cuz those renaissance clothes kick butt. It’s also weird cuz aren’t they usually naked these days? They’re all like, “I’m up for whatever, it’s cool.” The artist also sells some classic album covers with aliens added to them. Pretty cool stuff.
Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art

Grim Reaper On Throne With Undead Skeleton Pet Statue

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Grim Reaper On Throne With Undead Skeleton Pet Statue
So this Grim Reaper On Throne With Undead Skeleton Pet Statue shows what Death is up to on his day off. He’s just chillin’ on his bone throne, with his skeleton pet by his side. Wait just a damn minute…

Is this what happens? He comes in the dead of night to take us away so he can have a new pet? Dude, that’s f***ed up! How many pets do you go through in a year anyway? WTF! They obviously don’t have a good track record. No wonder you have to keep collecting souls.

Great, so we all have that to look forward to! Being the Grim Reaper’s b**ch!