Oh yeah. That’s the iWatch I’ve been hearing about all over the interwebs. Yep. It’s shaped like an apple alright. And I bet it has all kinds of crazy apps. Stuff like an app telling me how much I will fart based on my current intake of beer and pretzels and an app that will tell me how much fat I’m not burning as I order my sweet new watch online.
It’s a lot cheaper than I thought it would be. Haha suckers! I’m getting mine now, not waiting in some line for 5 days hoping to be blessed by Steve Job’s ghost as you enter the ancient and sacred temple of Tak’a’ma’money.
This $300 
I am the one who knocks…inside of the wall. What’s up Heisenberg? Cooking in the lab I see. Are those droppings part of the recipe? Damn Walt, get Jesse to sweep that up.
When zombies take over and feast on your brains, the survivors are going to need a new currency. That currency is 
So you have mastered beer-pong, drunk dialed your ex and puked in your neighbors flower bed. What’s next? Well, you can spend the rest of your inebriation with this fun activity book.