Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Gangsta Rap Coloring BookBreak out the crayons, not the Glock! This Gangsta Rap Coloring Book is 48 pages of line drawings featuring “Gangsta” rappers, that you can color. Or as one reviewer says:

I purchased this as a means to reminisce, because I used to roll deep with a crew full of G’s. I got out because my baby mama was givin’ me grief. She was worried about me not being there one day, she wanted me to bring it proper, walk the straight and narrow. Anyway, this is the heat. Any book that lets you experiment with Biggy and Nas’s wardrobe in different shades of blue is aight in my book. I bought it for every kid in my sunday school class. I found out a few weeks later that they hit the corner in their low low and beat their first trick. I heard they’re in the market for firearms without serial numbers now. I’m so proud of all of them. It’s good knowing I’ve helped another generation learn how to skate on haters who perpetrate.

Cthulhu, Krampus, and Bigfoot Sweaters

monster sweatersHalloween is almost here and you know what that means. Yep. My dentist and your dentist are gonna be going to Hawaii in their new private jet. Meanwhile I’m all about cruising through traffic on my moped, trying not to pass out from tooth pain. Was probably that Twix bar and Neco wafer salad I had for lunch.

Also, it means wear a sweater. It’s getting downright cold. And since it is the season of weird scary creatures, try one of these sweaters from Middle of Beyond. These pullover sweaters and cardigans have patterns featuring Cthulhu, Bigfoot, Krampus and more.
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Spooky Star Wars Candles

spooky star wars candlesLet these Star Wars candles from the dark side, light up your room. Darth Vader finds your lack of spooky Star Wars candles disturbing. Don’t disappoint him. Besides you need some extra light right? I know I could use some extra light. I guess the electric company doesn’t appreciate being paid in piggybank coins and lint. The joke’s on them though. I just connected to the neighbors Wi-Fi to type this. Who names their Network Connection “Neighbor creeper with the f***ed up website not invited”? Did we get new neighbors? I didn’t see a moving truck. He has a website too. Cool. We have something in common. Now if they just had these in star wars vehicles.
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Cthulhu Spoon Set

cthulhu spoonDinner with Cthulhu is too dangerous, no matter how much of a fan you are. So, instead of dining with the ancient terror himself, use these Cthulhu spoons with your meal. They are much safer. But NEVER spoon with Cthulhu. Trust me on that one. The guy is all grabby x 8. Long story. It involves a rave, an out of work magician with a chicken and a bar on the east coast. Oh and a roofie in each tentacle.
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Monsters In A Can: Build ‘Em, Let ‘Em Run Wild

canned monstersCheck out this Chupacabra in a can. Etsy seller MythicArticulations has several different monsters in a can to choose from. The best part is that these are models that you put together and display. They come in a neat can with assembly instructions.

Click through for more images of the different models you can buy. There’s a Cerberus and a werewolf too. Build them all and let them come alive at night.
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