Canned roadkill. It’s what’s for dinner. It’s Mmmmm Mmmmm good, drenched in a thick coon fat gravy sauce. So delicious and nutritious! I don’t want to hear any whining. Eat it up boys and girls and please ask for seconds because mama bought the economical family size on Ebay for y’all. Read more “Nothing Says Luvin Like Possum In The Oven”
Author: Artemis Winterford
Nightmare Fuel: Alien Preemie Baby
Holy f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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Pig Meat Sculpture Pillow: Perfect For My Next Bacon Blackout
So you love your pork products. Me too. I just made some hot dogs wrapped in bacon, sauteed in scrapple fat, then deep fried with a breaded pork rind shell. Om Nom Nom Nom! Delicious! Arm going numb. Heart hurt bad! Does anyone know how to vacuum arteries? Isn’t there a needle attachment I can get for the wet vac?
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Tattoo This Guy’s Butt
Ebay seller hvandyk1 is going through some tough times. His family is currently homeless and they need $7500 to secure an apartment. So he did what anyone would do. He turned to Ebay and offered up his buns for money, thereby setting off our creep detector. If they need money, that’s cool,(Hopefully that isn’t a lie) but just be aware that you have entered the creep zone with your offer.
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75 Pound Two Year Old Creepin’ It Up In 1940
This porky little fellow has a pair of six guns and at least a 30 inch waist. Here’s an old photo of little Charlie Hudson, a two year old who tipped the scales at 75 pounds. Doctors said he had the physique of a 6 year old. He’s very rolly-polly, jolly and kinda creepy.
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