I don’t know what the deal is with these Redbull Brake levers on Ebay. All I know is that I ain’t stopping for nobody. No way. No how. I like my fingers too much.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Rub A Dub Dub, There’s A Fetus In My Tub
Nothing smells fresher than a newborn baby. So fetuses must smell pretty nice. They should bottle that smell. Or better yet, just embed a fetus directly in your soap so you can smell fresh as the day you were concieved. That’s what Etsy seller Wombscape did.
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Devil Doll Torments Ebay Couple And Their Goats
Move over Chuckie, there’s a new devil doll in town and her name is Ashley Ann. She is Satan’s newest little cheerleader and this red eyed terror has been tormenting Ebay couple hubee2you, ever since they purchased her from a mysterious estate. Her previous owners are now deceased- of natural causes? Who knows…Ashley Ann isn’t saying.
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Guy In Underwear Becomes One With Deer Spirit Painting
This auction may have ended, but it will live forever in the creepbay vaults. No one wanted this sweet painting for $75? This painting tells the story of a snowy winter afternoon and a masked and be-horned man wearing nothing but his fruit of the looms, while channeling the spirit of a Jedi deer that is appearing to train him in the ways of…not the force. The farce maybe. Could be the farts for all I know.
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I Didn’t Do It: Alien Mind Control Half Mask
Some of us act as if we have another person in control, riding around in our brain, making us do stupid things. Or maybe that’s just me. This Alien Mind Control Half Mask from BlackjackCreatureCo gives your inner demons a physical form for others to see. And you can blame everything on this Alien who is riding shotgun on your brain synapses.
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