This little gem is titled “Monster (Scary) Head – Sculpture”. It is neither a head, nor a sculpture. It barely even qualifies as a monster. It’s a rain boot with Grandpa Munster’s dentures polygripped to the underside. I call it a Fang Banger. Hey, where’d you get those Fang Bangers? Mine are like 2 years old and have all kinds of cavities.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Herpes Necklace: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
When you love her enough to buy jewelry, give her something that lasts forever. Like herpes. Otherwise known as the herp, the big itch, the slow burn, love warts, crotch craters and a hunk a hunk of burning love. So what do you get her if you have already given her the real thing? This herpes necklace from ebay seller stealmy_screenname is the next best thing.
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Angler Fish Tooth Fairy, Breaking Teeth and Stealing Dreams
This “Tooth Fairy” from Etsy seller VodouBambola isn’t fooling anyone. Much like the Angler Fish, who uses a fleshy growth on it’s head to lure victims into it’s gaping jaws of death, this “Tooth Fairy” does much the same thing.
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Ed The Head
Lucky for Etsy shoppers, 71 year old Dave Archer has decided to sell off his estate while he’s still alive and is offering up this fine gem. Ed The Head has lived his life, creeping people out in the bathroom of Dave’s museum of oddities and curiosities, where I’m sure he scared the crap out of many people! Read more “Ed The Head”
Underwear Quilt Is Like An Empty 12-Pack Of Men
Some items are creepy because they look so fugly to the eye. Others because the seller is creepy. And some, like this Underwear Quilt are just plain WTF! Now you and 11 of your friends can all hop into your individual man-sack compartments and sleep together like recently separated parts of a human centipede.
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