Category: Creep Wear

Dress Of Exploding Horses

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This Dress Of Exploding Horses knocked that woman right on her butt! She had a nice fancy dress on and was just minding her own business, when BAM. The four horses of the apocalypse exploded out of her boobs. Shizz just got real! I think there are four. It’s just a mess of horses all jockeying for position. And now she’s on her butt. That’ll teach ya to be a little girl and dream of ponies. Be careful or your dreams just may come true in unexpected ways girls.

*Changes out of the My Little Pony shirt immediately* What? Best to be safe. I don’t need Rainbow Dash exploding out of my chest like an alien. Friendship ain’t that friggin’ magical!
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Frankenstein Boots

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Unleash your inner Frankenstein with these freaky and cool Frankenstein Boots. It’s alive! It’s alive! Yeah, but does it have a soul? No, however it does have a sole and some cool bolts on the side. I usually slip mine on, then tighten ’em with a wench.

A wench?

I mean a wrench. Sorry. Was thinking about Frankenstein’s wife for a sec. She forgot to pack me a lunch today and Dr. Frankenstein is very annoyed.

Chomping Shark Slippers

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Man, I’m beat. I spent all day installing some sea blue carpet so I can wear these Chomping Shark Slippers and shuffle back and forth in search of chum. I call it shark room.

The first rule of shark room is: We don’t talk about shark room.
The second rule of shark room is: You don’t enter without wearing your chompers.
The third rule of shark room is: You don’t blog about shark room.

Well, I guess I’m out, having violated rules 1 and 3. It was fun while it lasted.

Godzilla High Heels

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Sadly, these Godzilla High Heels are sold out, but maybe you can score some Godzilla figures and make your own. Then you know what to do. You assemble a miniature city all over the floor of your house, then dance and destroy it, while making monster noises.

Then your friend will come by with some high heels featuring Godzilla’s enemies. Now it’s time to fight and destroy the hell out of what’s left of that city. While I take pictures and pull a lever that dumps jello everywhere. Don’t be afraid to rip each other’s clothes. Everything is fair game when you are fighting in monster heels.

Check out an unboxing video below from the always entertaining grav3yardgirl.

Thanks Erin.

Update: They are in stock at Modcloth.
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Jaws Attacks Necklace

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Who’s sharkin’ around for a new necklace? Something with some bite! Something that says my neck is a 70’s horror movie featuring an ocean predator about to attack an unsuspecting swimmer!

The Jaws Attacks Necklace is perfect! If you want, you can even replace the swimmer other stuff. Like grilled cheese, maybe a candy bar. Something that the shark can really sink it’s teeth into.