This disguise made from spoons is genius. Disguise yourself as Spoony Luv, Arthur Spooner, Reese Witherspoon and other people with spoon in their name. You put this disguise on and you immediately become a superhero.
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Category: Creep Wear
Antique Chinese Freddy Krueger Gloves
The seller of these Chinese copper gloves has no info on them, but I know that they are an ancient evil passed down through the ages. The latest tormented soul to wear them was Freddy Krueger himself. They slice, they dice and you’ll like the price. $69.99
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Wear This Steampunk Heart Like a Badge Of Honor
I wasn’t sure what this thing was at first. Turns out it is a “steampunk heart”. I wish I had known that before I ordered one and started wearing it.
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Autopsy Necklace: I Don’t Think It Was Natural Causes
At last! Jewelry for coroners. This autopsy necklace doesn’t yield any clues about the cause of death. It just sort of hangs on your chest and shows that you aren’t afraid to wear some internal organs around your neck.
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Zit Stitches Cuff Bracelet
No amount of Clearasil is going to cure the funk you have on your wrist if you wear this zitty, stitchy, presumably puss-filled acne superpowered cuff bracelet.
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