Love these Horror Movie Monster Shoes. I just walked a mile and boy are my monsters tired. These shoes are killing me! That’s because they are full of movie serial killers and monsters, so that’s not totally unexpected. What was unexpected? That Chucky is on them and they aren’t Chucks. These shoes also have no soles. Because Freddy stole them all.
Hahaha. I’ll be here all week people! I’ll be lonely, but I’ll be here.
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Oh thank God! I thought that was my ex wife at first. Definitely not her though, because the snakes this Medusa Snake Wig are not moving and she isn’t b*tching at me to take out the trash. Jesus, I can only move so fast. I’m doing it already. Call your Vipers off.
And stop letting them bite my ears so they can pull me in for a kiss.
That’s okay, when I divorced her, I took half her snakes,which left her with just a snake mohawk.
This Sugar Skull Cameo Necklace wants to make a cameo appearance around your neck. It has flowers in it’s eyes and looks all badass. Give me some sugar baby. And I’ll give you a skull. What? That’s not how it works? Great, I’ve been doing the whole sugar skull thing wrong. I feel like an idiot. Whatevs. It’s a cool necklace.
Damn, somebody’s got little skull caves in their hair and those caves have residents! Looks like they just popped out and took a bite of hair. These Skull Hair Clips will make you look cool too. I think they call that style “victory rolls”. Yeah, whenever you trap some skulls in your hair and keep ’em as pets, that’s a victory. Before this I thought victory rolls was that moment when the pillsbury comes out of the oven and you shout, “victory rolls!”
I know a lady who has squirrel bones and a bird skull in her hair, but she lives under an underpass.
These Gargoyle Earrings will just sit there, dangling from your ears, like, “Hey, what’s up? Just gonna chill here for awhile and do my stone demon thing. Try not to drip earwax on me k? We’re both deep in thought here.”
Gargoyles are perfect for Gar-girls! Their piercing glare are why your ears are pierced in the first place. You are gonna look stylin’ my little leapshun.