Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Scary Superhero Nutcrackers

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nutcrackerSuperheros are all about cracking down on crime and that means cracking bad guy nuts when they have too. So superhero nutcrackers make a whole lot of sense.

These nutcrackers from Etsy seller ARTBYBART are pretty scary looking. And the all have balls for fists. I see a freaky nut/ball pattern here. Not saying this guy has peen on his mind, just saying it seems weird because I obviously have it on my mind. Let’s just leave it there. I got more issues than DC and Marvel combined. You don’t want to be flippin’ through the pages!

Click through for more, including the Joker, Wonder Woman and Optimus Prime.
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Drink Up: Create Your Own Potion Bottles

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potionEtsy seller CuriousCircus will let you create your own unique potion bottles. You know, so you can hack a golem to pieces or have enough mana to summon a wicked cool Priestess barely wearing any clothing and carrying a Staff of Eternal Doritos Wand.

I down like 5 stamina potions a day. At least I did, until I found out Mountain Dew is +10 diabetes. Not stamina. They really should change the color. If it’s green it should either be Kryptonite or stamina potion. And pro tip: Mountain Dew red isn’t health potion. Gives you the runs.
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Speak & Math Becomes Crazy Freakenspeak Dragon: Talks In Alien Voices

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speak and mathSpeak & Math. I may never have mastered it, but I get by just fine. Aside from the occasional cashier taking advantage of me and the occasional $40 dollar pizza. Like they say, they aren’t trying to rip me off. It’s just inflation. Anywho, This sweet Speak & Math has been turned into a “Freakenspreak Dragon”. Only something this badass could finally teach me some math skills.

Etsy seller ARTSTRUMENTS has mutated this Speak & Math and turned it into a crazy dragon that plays freaky sounds and alien voices. Click through for a crazy impressive list of the features.
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Cthulhu Zippered Fleece Hoodie

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Cthulhu Zippered Fleece HoodieConceal your true identity behind tentacles when you cosplay as Cthulhu wearing this hoodie. Girl, you look so fine I had to roll a sanity check, cuz I’m about to lose my mind. The gamer geeks know what I’m talking about. This Cthulhu hoodie will keep you warm and looking like the ancient terror himself.

You’ll look like you are crawling out of his tentacled mouth.
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Combat Garden Gnomes

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combat garden gnomesThese Combat garden gnomes will mess up your day. They are armed, deadly, and full of attitude. Etsy seller thorssoli has several styles to choose from. You can buy a bunch and assemble your gnome army. Each one of these little killing machines will cost you between $76-$96.

There’s a heavy machine gunner, a minesweeper, a mortar launching gnome and many more. Let some jerk even try to trample your garden. They are in for a world of hurt.

Check out a few more below.
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