Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Nightmare Before Christmas Furniture

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nightmare before christmas furnitureEtsy seller Raxfox sells a bunch of crazy cool furniture pieces that have crazy wavy lines and and fun colors. Go ahead and stare at some of the images in their shop and I swear they start to move and shimmy. It’s like decorating with LSD, but please, no licking the furniture. That’s usually frowned upon. The pieces that caught my eye were these Nightmare Before Christmas inspired pieces.

I should probably buy these. My furniture is a nightmare before, after and during Christmas. I guess that’s what happens when the ex wife comes over and does some hand detailing with an ax.

Nintendo Game Boy: Darth Vader, TMNT And Back To The Future Editions

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game boy toyEtsy seller Theworldisagameboy takes their user name seriously, turning Nintendo Game Boys into all kinds of cool toys. These are fully functional Game Boys that have been pumped up on steroids, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that looks like he will bite your head off and spit down your neck if you beat his Tetris high score. Come at me bro! I will totally crush your high score as you are beating at my knuckles with your little turtle fists. This guy is $263.57.

Click through to see more images, including a Darth Vader Game Boy and a Back To The Future Game Boy. Great Scott!
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Joker Crafts: Batman The Dark Knight Journal

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Batman The Dark Knight JournalThis Batman: The Dark Knight Journal looks like it was made by the Joker himself. It’s so nice that Arkham Asylum provides its guests with arts and crafts projects. You can write all of your deepest darkest desires in this fun journal as well as contemplate any of life’s burning questions. Like, “Why so serious?”

And if you are crazy enough, you might open it up later to find that someone else has answered your question. In your handwriting.
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X-Ray Playing Cards

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x-ray playing cardsX-Ray vision. All of the cool superheroes are doing it. Sadly, we mere humans don’t possess the ability. Believe me, I’ve tried. The X-Ray specs in the back of the old comic books don’t work. They just get you punched in the face by angry females.

If you want to feel like you have crazy awesome powers while playing a game of poker, try these awesome X-Ray Playing Cards. You can see through them, but your opponents can’t see what cards you have. They must be made with some kind of X-Ray voodoo magic.
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Zombie Peeping Notebook

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Zombie Peeping NotebookThis Zombie Peeping Notebook is a great way to sit on a park bench and creep people out. Write your masterpiece novel or poetry inside. Or just random observations. Make sure that you pause every now and then to peep through the eye holes at passers-by. Tell them their brains look lovely today. Then start following them. Then get maced through the peep holes. Then get tazed when the cops show up, because the notebook is now stuck to your face and you are stumbling around screaming because your eyes are on fire.

Yeah. Maybe just use this notebook at home.