These American Horror Story Custom Prayer Candles from Etsy seller Zachstuff will set the mood for your next AHS marathon. All of the witches and bitches from season 3 are here, dressed up all religious like. Great for interior lighting and for casting spells. Only $49.95.
Category: Geeky Cool Stuff
Lifesize Uma Thurman Mannequin Wearing Poison Ivy Costume
Batman and Robin. That was a terrible Batman movie. Luckily it did have Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy. I would rub up on those vines and get a seven year itch. You know what I’m sayin’? Reminds me of that time (the only time) a girl came over to my house wearing a sexy Poison Ivy costume. She was covered in actual Poison Ivy. She was all like, “I’m just wearing this so you won’t touch me, perv! I’m only here because you have an Xbox.”
Anywho. Do you want a life sized Uma Thurman doll wearing the Poison Ivy costume? Ebay seller gvmdesigns has one for you for 5 grand. Oh man, give me just one night with her and it would be worth the year long calamine lotion baths and blistery lesions all over my body. Mind if I climb that Ivy tower madame?
More images below, including a weird one where she has a canine sidekick.
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Captain America Zombie Skull
It’s Captain America. The first (undead) Avenger. Obviously Steve Rogers has seen better days. Instead of fighting crime, his days are now consumed with the search for more and more brains. This skull is going to look great on your wall or on your shelf.
It’s only $70 from Etsy seller Bonesart. What else are you going to do with that money? See the movie again? And be disappointed that the Captain is not even a Zombie? Buy an action figure? Forget that. You need more Marvel Zombie art. A few more images below.
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Pac-Man Coffee Table Made From Old VHS Tapes
Check out this awesome Pac-Man Coffee table. I’m gonna set my energy drink right there in the corner where the power pellet should be. Then when I drink it, I’mma go all crazy up in here and start chomping ghosts. And by ghosts, I mean Hot Pockets, because Hot Pockets is delicious.
I see what you did there, using the back of those VHS tapes as the dots. Pretty clever. Next time just crop your feet out da pic. I’m trying to enjoy a Pac-Man table and now all I can think about is that phantom foot. It’s like the 5th ghost. Does not belong! Anyway, it’s a pretty clever table. Take that $995. from my Waka Waka Wallet and deliver it pronto good seller.
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Creepy/Cool: Buy A Page Of The Necronomicon
The Necronomicon is a pretty damn expensive book, full of dark stuff and the rantings of mad men. Sounds like a website you know and love right? You have to buy it one page at a time. And you can do just that thanks to Ebay seller zarono, who sells fragments from the book to use as props and for your nerd LARP-play or whatever.
The page above is inspired by Robert E. Howard’s tale of King Conan, “The Phoenix on the Sword”. They have all kinds of fragments for sale including Lovecraft inspired fragments and others. Most are $10-$20 each. Buy a whole bunch and make the coolest Necronomicon ever.
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