If you can’t beat them, drink out of their rotten Zombie skulls. Raise a toast and smash their rotted faces together, for tomorrow we battle the undead. Well… The rest of you will battle. I’ll be hiding in a cellar somewhere, wishing you all the best. Then when you get back, I’ll act like I did all the work. Cool?
Etsy seller MakingFacesPottery makes all kinds of creepy and cool monster face mugs. This scary Zombie face mug is only $95.
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Now this is a tasty decoration. Forget all of your grandmothers porcelain animals and figurines. Ceramic Hot Dogs are where it’s at! You will relish this amazing one of a kind collector’s item and piece of Americana Obese-a-rama. 
You remember these trolls right? These freaky looking dolls with magical rainbow afros were pretty popular in the 80s. I always thought that these little creepers should be locked up in some kind of 
Hey Baby. You are looking cute as dungeon loot. What do you say we blow this dungeon and level up together? I would totally hit that. And my nerd D and D character has a ton of hit points, so I would hit it again and again. Hairy and scary, just the way I like ’em.
This perfectly classy reusable teabag will make the perfect cup of tea. Just dunk it into your waiting teacup for a nice cup of tea every time. Steep your tea as long as you like. The boiling hot water won’t hurt your bag. The Teabagging tea bag is the way to go, since the reusable bag is good for the environment.