Category: Just Plain Weird

Black Tar Fetus Sculpture(Impaled With Syringes)

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fetus tar sculptureWell, what can you say about the $185. “black tar fetus sculpture”? This poor guy was tarred, but interestingly, not feathered. Luckily for him, the tarring made a sweet superhero-type mask on his face, even if it is burned into his flesh.

And that is how an average fetus became…The Feto-Bandito! Fighting for truth, justice and anti-tarring everywhere. Here we see his final moments, when his arch enemy defeated him with more tar and some syringes. Here he utters his final words, “Feto-Bandito..*cough-cough*..is…finito!”

It is a sad hero whose origin story is also his death story.

This Will Come In Handy: Snake Warning Sticker

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snake stickerThis sticker will come in very handy at the office. And it will help with my pending sexual harassment case. Which I can’t talk about. I can say that it was already on the door and she had fair warning. I am so going to skate free of that charge!

Note to self. Still have to hire a new secretary.

Orange Orb Spider With Devil Face

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devil spiderSpiders are nasty enough as they are, but now there is apparently a new breed on the loose. One that has Satan’s face right on it’s dump trumpet. At least that’s what the seller of this $10 spider corpse thinks. I think it looks more like a wizard frog standing on it’s hind legs, playing with fireballs.

The seller says that it was found in Indiana, so it looks like we all have yet another reason to never live there. This thing should be burned with fire immediately before the power of Satan compels it to rise from it’s deadly death state. See more images below as you itch all over.
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The Screaming Face Of Bigfoot On A Rock

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bigfoot rockI don’t know. I think this $1,000.00 rock looks more like some kind of screaming Turtle-Man than Bigfoot. The seller thinks it looks like Bigfoot. It is proof that ancient civilizations had silly putty. And that Turtle-Man was a kick-ass hero.

Somebody put their silly putty against a cave painting that depicted one of Turtle-Man’s comic book issues and their silly putty dried because in those days silly putty had a life of just one day after the elder shaman created it. Oh and if you licked it, it would make the cave paintings come to life while you ran around naked and were eventually restrained.

One more image after the jump.
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