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Garbage Pail Kids As Adults

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Damn. Garbage Pail Kids is real peeps! My wife is all like, “Yeah I know. I’m living with one.” And I’m all like, atom bomb exploding from the head. St. Louis-based photographer Brandon Voges and digital imaging artist Jordan Gaunce worked together to create these real life GPK. I mean they could have just sent a photographer to my house, but whatevs.

These are the Garbage Pail Kids as adults, thirty years later. Pretty cool. GPK. It’s a lifestyle baby! You just can’t stick me on the fridge.
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The Zombie Simpsons

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We’ve featured UndeadEds work before. The man is prolific at churning out disgusting things. I mean that in a good way. His latest work are these The Zombie Simpsons, which features your favorite Springfield characters as The Walking Dead. They even glow in the dark so you won’t need a flashlight to see them at night.

Reminds me of the time the power went out and the wife told me to grab the flashlight. It ended with, “Ohhhh. I thought you said grab the fleshlight. That makes more sense. Better put this back then.”

Hit the link to see them in all their gory. I mean glory.

Snail Monsters Are Slow, Slimey And Scary

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Etsy seller limaceous makes all kinds of creepy and crazy, scary and slimey, gross and googly-eyed Snail Monsters. Buy one and they will mail it to you. Snail mail. Obviously. Good joke huh? Snailed it!

These little creatures are the perfect monsters. They’re all gross and nasty, but slow enough to run from. Plus, if you’re really scared you can just stomp them. Or slug them. Get it? I’m gonna use these to scare away real snails in my garden. Long story. It involves a septic tank overflow and a night full of thunder and lightning. Also stars me as the mad scientist. I’m not allowed to say anymore.
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Shaved Human Head Helmets

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Artist Jyo John Mulloor created these custom-made helmet designs that look like shaved human heads. All stubble, no trouble.

*Pulls into gas station. Sees motorcycle guy with a badass shaved head.* Shaved heads are so cool. Hey man, I love your shaved head! You’re a tough guy and you don’t take any crap. I bet you have like 6 girlfriends and 3 mistresses. Be right back dude!

*Heads to the restroom. Comes out bald 10 minutes later cause peer pressure works super fast on me.* Now I’m just like you man. Teach me your ways.

Guy removes his bald head helmet, revealing Fabio length hair underneath.

*Plays it cool.* Yeah, well… At least mine is real.
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Zombie Foot Toe Monster

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Zombie Foot Toe Monster
Holy ingrown toenail horn. That is gonna require some tough actin tinactin! This Zombie Foot Toe Monster knows the thrill of victory, but also the agony of de-feet! What the hell is it even doing there in the garden? Demanding a foot rub? If I gave in, I would have to scrub my hands clean with fire afterward. But I’m not. I’m not giving in. Not unless you rub mine first.

*Takes off my sock and a thick green vapor like a stinky cheese genie escapes. The plants instantly wilt and decay. Zombie foot freak scurries away choking* Looks like you have met your match Zombie foot. Sucks though. Was looking forward to a foot rub.
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