Today is your lucky day if you want to own a replica of Marty Feldman’s face as Igor from Young Frankenstein. Do you want to own it? Yes master I do. Then go and buy it from Etsy seller STUDIOLABORATORIO51. Quickly Igor before it sells out! Yes master!
Check out the bonus video of thing below, complete with it’s own soundtrack.
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This handmade Twisty The Clown mask will let you cosplay as that lovable serial killing kook from this year’s American Horror Story. Everybody’s like, “He’s just misunderstood…blah blah blah…Isn’t Jessica Lange just brilliant?”
Fun fact about Twisty. He earned his name in the bread factories of 1950s America, where he was responsible for tying the bag off with twist ties. During his early clown days he would make animals out of twist ties and hand them to little children who would prick their fingers and bleed, before ingesting them to create jobs for the local hospitals.
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This $90 Doombox Boombox will definitely eat your cassette tapes. Just ask the seller, who says that it is radio only. The cassette player doesn’t work. Probably because he punched it in the mouth after it ate his favorite Journey tape. Same thing happened to me in the 80s. Don’t stop believing my ass! It’s hard to hold on to that feeling when your boombox betrays you.
The seller also has a Doombox Sony Watchman Portable TV(Pictured below) for $60 if you like to watch sitcoms framed in monster teeth.
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Check out these Space Invaders Fossils from Etsy seller ThrowingChicken. I do not condone the tossing of fowl, but you know what this means right? We won! We finally killed those 8-bit suckers! Pew pew pew! Get the UFO for extra points!
Basically they all got shot down and fell into a video game graveyard during the “war of a hundred-thousand quarters” back in the 80s. Then in 2164 someone used a virtual device to go inside of these vintage game machines and dig up all of these fossils and send them back in time so they could sell them on Etsy and make a butt-load of money. Good thinking!
They aren’t so tough without their brightly colored skin stretched over their skulls. I’m getting one cause these guys owe me like 500 quarters. If I can’t have my childhood money back, I can at least have a rock solid corpse.
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This custom Predator Paintball mask immediately makes you the target if you play in my paintball games. Don’t get all creative and start making Predator noises either because someone will take you down. So what? You can cloak and become invisible. I’m just gonna put mud all over myself and arm a nuke so you can’t see me. How ya like me now? We Earthlings bite back! No easy prey here!
Just gonna lay in the mud and wait. Then when he’s close and almost walking over me, I’m gonna rise up and go all Sherwin-Williams on his preda-testicles. How you like that? You like getting a crotch full of paint?
*gets huge knife out as the dude takes the mask off* Hey man, wtf!!! It’s me! Your buddy!
Oh thank God you’re here. You aren’t going to believe this, but there was just a- Where did that Predator go?
*Other buddy walks up* You know not to confuse him. He still thinks Superman and Clark Kent are two different people!
I don’t know what you guys are talking about, but I have a Predator to kill. *Shakes head as I walk away* Only my idiot friends would think that Supes and Clark are the same guy. Anyway, looks like I’m on my own in this fight. Where are you, you ugly Spider-Faced freak? Show yourself!
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