What have we here? A giant spring? This is just what I need to complete my slinky themed bachelor pad. And just look at that image. Sex sells baby! Hey there doll, how about I spring forward and you fall back? You know what I’m sayin’?
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Hammer Nunchuks: Practice Is Deadly
I remember nunchuks. I spent hours alone in my room, practicing the art of hitting myself in the head, trying to look like Bruce Lee. Even now everything before nunchuks is a blank. And I drool a lot. These Hammer Nunchuks are even more deadly.
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Live Fast, Die Weird: Full Face Clown Motorcycle Helmet
This custom painted full faced clown motorcycle helmet is made to order. As soon as you pay your $600, one will be freshly painted just for you by Ebay seller alera.of.thailand. Good thing too, because my badass biker gang needs a new theme. You can only get in so much trouble calling yourselves Hell’s Oompa Loompas before you have to change your approach. Everyone is on the lookout for green hair and suspenders now, worried about getting a beatdown with a lollipop. Gotta lay low for awhile. Do some stretches. Work on my height.
This clown helmet is creepy and badass. More images after the break, plus some other badass helmets from the seller.
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Ménage à Freak: Weird Alien Wrinkled Flabby Cuddle Huddle
I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I’m pretty sure it all started with these wrinkly and possible all elderly alien maniacs dropping their keys in the same bowl. It’s like a free-for-all nursing home orgy and likely one of them has lost a contact to boot.
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Scary-Ass Canned Food Drive: Leprechaun/Elf/Boy Scout
I don’t know if this guy is a Leprechaun, an elf, or some undead freak of nature, but I’m confident that he earned the “creep the f**k out of everyone” badge and probably ate his scout leader too. Probably mixed the guy’s body with that can of baked beans I gave those little sh*ts last week when they hung a bag on my door (With several more on my lawn) and expected me to fill it with stuff I hate. Mission accomplished on that one. I gave them 2 cans of SPAM and a half case of Chef Boy’Ardee. Enjoy the GMOs troop unknown number with creepy looking scout leader.
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