Do you love Jesus? What about bowling? Well, if you love the J man enough to display some religious art in your home, and you love bowling, here is a piece that you will want to display. It’s full of cheap superhero toys and building blocks, with some bowling pins around the edge. It’s a real score at only $2,800.
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It’s Not A Good Day To Be Rat Man
All he wanted was a little snack. A little nosh. Just some crumbs to get him through the day, while he creeps around inside of your walls. He grew too confident in those last days. He was too carefree as food was getting plentiful. Someone had dropped a bunch of potato chip crumbs and he was living large. Now he’s just…Another rat man in a trap.
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Rat Man And His Rodent Army Painting
Dadadadada Rat Mannnnn! Here we have a painting of Rat Man and his rodent army on the march and out for blood. Rat Man sure looks buff. It’s a fantasy/sci-fi tale of human wizards, Rat warriors and stolen cheese.
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Attack Of The Misshapen Pop Tart Sheep
Pop Tarts. They are delicious and highly un-nutritious. And now they are rampaging through our fields and pastures, having mutated into Misshapen Pop tart Sheep. MPTS for short. No frosting. Does that mean they are shaved? Some have tattoos with an American history theme.
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Black Velvet Painting Of Satan On The Can
So I’m not sure what happened in this painting here from this seller. Some little girl went to hell and apparently her version of hell is to be on the toilet for all of eternity, unraveling a never ending Lincoln log. So, the devil, taking a break from torturing Hitler, hits the can himself, having a smoke and saying what’s up to this pooping Pollyanna.
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