Do you like to collect your cat’s hair and whiskers? Well, aside from the fact that you are likely on some serial killer list somewhere, you have another problem. There’s just no good way to collect your trophies. That jar of hair and whiskers on your shelf just lacks class.
Try the Cat Whiskers Case. It will keep those whiskers organized and all in one place. It helps to hide your creepy hobby from others and might make it look a little less creepy. Get it for just $25 here.
This $420.Needle Felted Kitchen Hat has everything but the kitchen sink. It also lacks food, a stove, a microwave, and chairs for the kitchen table. It’s pretty bare. No wonder that dog looks so depressed. He’s waiting for a snack that never comes. Maybe they just moved in.
It does have curtains. I don’t know if the curtains match the drapes, but I know that the dog matches the floor. I often wear the kitchen on my head too, but that’s only because the wife likes to dump food on my head after I criticize her cooking. So what if I like my food shaped like dinosaurs. That DOES NOT make me a baby. The way I cry and suck my thumb afterwards does!
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This Sugar Bear mask is what every Honey Boo Boo cosplayer needs if they want to look like the redneck patriarch of the clan. Etsy seller PittawayArt (Sky Vega Special Effects Makeup)is offering this for $720.
It is pretty authentic right down to the balding head and vacant eyes. Eyes that seem to say “Get me a beer woman! Damn, but I like me a big woman!” Yet, this mask looks sad. There is a mama June mask at the second link to keep it company.
Confession time: I like me a big woman too. Just ordered this mask. If that face worked for Sugar Bear, it will work for me. If you need me I’ll be at Walmart where the prices are low and so are the standards of the ladies. Look for me in the mac and cheese isle, aka the chub hub.
Snakes! Why’d it have to be snakes? This 14 foot fiberglass python will scare the bejesus out of anything and anyone in your yard. It basically looks like one long bloody entrail. It weighs about 75-80 lbs. Not that size matters.
This should keep any form of life well away from your yard. Especially those boy scouts that collect canned food and leave that bag on your door so it ends up floating around in your yard, making you look like you are a pig. Yeah, I hate that. This should keep those little patch-earning fetuses away.
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The Ebay seller who unleashed this strange demon calls it a “Woodland Princess Creature.” I just see a half plucked chicken with a tiara and an old man lion face. Dude essentially just took a butterball and put some jewelry on it. It’s only $23. This thing might come in handy as bait to catch other chickens. Chickens with very bad eyesight. Damn that thing is pluckin’ ugly!
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