These Murder Weapon earrings from Etsy seller PlumeriaMAccessories make murder weapons fashionable. You can choose from a Butcher’s Knife, Axe and a Hack Saw.
Murder them with fashion. Each of the weapons are nice and bloody as if little psychos had used them to hack someone to pieces, before you hung them on your ears. Only $7.13. Click through for the other versions.
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Look, it’s the Princess of Wales. I mean wails. Princess Di. I mean die. Yeah, this doll is really in poor taste. Just plain nasty. Just like the car that she was in on that fateful night, I’m guessing that sales of these dolls crashed and burned really quickly.
Comes complete with a corpse toe tag. Click through for more images.
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Etsy seller ZombieHolocaust will make you some cool Zombie cake toppers for your Zombie themed wedding or other occasion.
This cake topper shown here has the bride and groom defending their special day from the undead who are attacking. The seller calls this one a medium gore level of cake topper, with blood, limb loss and some guts. Just the way we like it. I’ll have mine medium gore please.
Damnit Dexter, I’m gonna ask you for the last time. Are you sleeping with my wife? Really? I found this under the bed? Seriously?… The local butcher eh? Suddenly all those insane deals she gets on meats makes sense. It also explains that 20 pound case of Hot Dogs in the freezer. Let me ask ya Dex. About that code of yours. Does this guy fit? Need some meat?
Ha ha. Very funny. That’s what he said. You are a riot Dex!
Women look great in high heels, but I bet they feel like torture. The things women go through to look good for men. Seriously ladies, we don’t need all of that. Just cook us a meal, clean up the place while we play video games and try not to talk too much about your day. Really we–
Update: Wife was watching me type and totally smacked the s**t out of me. My face is gonna look like keyboard for a few hours since I faceplanted myself into my laptop on the floor. She also handcuffed me to the toilet and left a note.(Yes I was typing on the toilet. Problem?)
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