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Pac-Man Party Bra And Tutu

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Pac-Man Party Bra
It’s always a party with the Pac-Man Party Bra And Tutu. A pizza bra will get the party started, but a bra featuring the yellow dot muncher himself? That keeps the party going all night long. Assuming that your nipples are power pellets anyway. If you feel that your nipples have what it takes to power this little yellow freak and let him chase ghosts around your boobs all night, order yours today.

Pac-Man fever makes you hot(Also drives you crazy). So if you are afflicted with this retro 80s ailment, this is the perfect outfit. It’s sure to diffuse the heat, while looking awesome. Don’t wear a Space Invaders bra or an Asteroid bra, unless you want guys hitting on you all night. By “hitting on”, I mean that I’ll be in the corner making pew pew pew noises, pointing my finger gun at your chest, trying to get the high score.
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Stuff Your Crust With This Pizza Bra

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pizza bra
This Pizza Bra looks awesome. I know that some women like to stuff their bra, and that’s all good with this pepperoni infused over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Stuffed crust is the best in my book. I also love how it’s rocking the “one slice up, one slice down” thing, because that’s exactly how I put pizza on my plate.

Note to the seller. This should really be shipped in a pizza box. With free breadsticks.
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Edible Candy Bra Is Sadly Not Packing Reese’s Cups

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Edible Candy BraA candy necklace that is not a necklace at all, but a bra that women can wear on their boobies? Never got offered one of those on Halloween. I guess this edible boulder holder is all about the foreplay. Well, I may be old fashioned, but I don’t think that foreplay should give you cavities. So just take that off right now and let me nibble for about ten minutes, then we can get down to business.

Ten minutes later:

Damn that was good. Sorry babe, can’t do the deed. Too much sugar. Sleepy time now. Sugar coma. Great choice in lingerie. You should buy another one. Nighty night. *mumbles…snores…drools*

One minute later:

*Jolts awake* Why are you hitting me? OW that hurts. OW quit it! What the hell are you whipping me with?

I did buy another you son of a b***h and now we’re gonna use it. ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Your new name is Candy Man. On your knees and sing the song! DO IT!

*crying/singing* Who can make the sun rise?…..
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Bloody Bra

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bloody braDamnit Dexter, I’m gonna ask you for the last time. Are you sleeping with my wife? Really? I found this under the bed? Seriously?… The local butcher eh? Suddenly all those insane deals she gets on meats makes sense. It also explains that 20 pound case of Hot Dogs in the freezer. Let me ask ya Dex. About that code of yours. Does this guy fit? Need some meat?

Ha ha. Very funny. That’s what he said. You are a riot Dex!