Forget cloning a dinosaur. I mean, don’t forget it. Let’s definitely do that, but let us also clone our greatest president to ride that dinosaur. Giddy up Triceratops, we have some emancipating to do!
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Infector Gadget May Be The Creepiest And Coolest Action Figure Ever
Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
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Creepy/Cool: Potato Shaped Like Admiral Ackbar
I’m sorry I missed this Ebay auction. I could have had this Admiral Ackbar potato for just 99 cents. Damn! I already have a Han Solo and Luke spud. I just need a few more to complete my diorama depicting the battle of the second Death Star Spud.
Life-Size Abraham Lincoln Laying In Casket Action Figure
Action figures are all the rage these days. Why, just the other day I was making my Batman make out with Barbie, until Robin the Dweeb wonder showed up and got all jealous. That was when Ken came in and threw a hissy fit. It all worked out though. Robin left with Ken and true love was found by all. Anyway, you know who the coolest Action Figure is? Lincoln. The man had a super cool beard and hat and he freed the slaves or something. A life-sized Lincoln figure in a casket? I’d buy that shizz. It better be mint on the card though.
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Creepy/Cool: Giant Cthulhu Plush Toy
Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.
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