Creepy/Cool: Zombie Hooker Mosaic

zombie hookersThese painted undead ladies of the evening are just working stiffs. Proposition these bitches with stitches and you will get a lot more than you bargained for. Assuming that you did bargain. It’s always a good idea to bargain with ladies of the night. You never know when they are running specials.

Prepare for a mosaic comic book adventure that will leave you wanting more. Spoiler alert: They’re kinda crabby and kinda scabby and their undead pimp is 2 weeks from retirement.

More shots below.
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Creepy/Cool: Steampunk Skull Lamp

steampunk skeleton lampLight up your desk space with something steampunk. I recommend this steampunk lamp that looks like a robot skull. One that just had a bright idea. Ding! It is $350 dollars. I just had an idea myself. Give him a shade in the shape of a bowler hat. Skeletons love bowler hats.

Live Fast, Die Weird: Full Face Clown Motorcycle Helmet

Full Face Clown Motorcycle HelmetThis custom painted full faced clown motorcycle helmet is made to order. As soon as you pay your $600, one will be freshly painted just for you by Ebay seller alera.of.thailand. Good thing too, because my badass biker gang needs a new theme. You can only get in so much trouble calling yourselves Hell’s Oompa Loompas before you have to change your approach. Everyone is on the lookout for green hair and suspenders now, worried about getting a beatdown with a lollipop. Gotta lay low for awhile. Do some stretches. Work on my height.

This clown helmet is creepy and badass. More images after the break, plus some other badass helmets from the seller.
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Creepy/Cool: Needle Felted Cthulhu

felt cthulhuExperience the softer side of Cthulhu with this creepy, yet somehow adorable needle felted version. He will still drive you insane, just to look upon him, but part of what is killing your mind will be cuteness.
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Creepy/Cool: Unicorn Ski Mask For Creepy Mythical Robberies

unicorn ski maskOkay. Here’s the plan. Sparklehooves, you enter the convenience store first. Take your time getting a Mountain Dew and then browse the magazine rack. MagicMane, you enter after. Pick up a slim jim and a bag of skittles, then read the nutritional info on the back of a bag of Doritoes. I’ll enter last, casually walking up to MagicMane and downing some skittles. It helps calm my nerves. At that point, it’s ski masks on gentlemen. Whinny like you mean it, then get the weapons out. Watch where you’re pointing that horn!
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