These Donut Worry Socks say Donut Worry, Eat Happy. Doughnuts are an amazing food. A super food. Doughnuts are also what you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over. You think he giggles now. Try poking him in his warm and flaky bits.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut make me down a whole box, cuz I will! I have the socks to prove it.
Damn son. Star Wars has gone viral! Like full Ebola. He doesn’t collect bounties. He infects them. This Ebola Fett figure comes with Glow in the Dark action! Limited infection of only 25 pieces.
Ebola Fett
Ridin’ dirty in a Vette.
Laboratory Playa,
Infecting Slave Leia.
Forming a contagion
of lyrical Invasion.
Fell into a pit
made the mighty Sarlacc Spit.
Yeah! The star wars vehicles these guys ride is your immune system.
Well call me chum and dump me in the ocean! If every shark looked as cute as this one I’d be blogging from a boat and fishing all day long. Are those fishnets she’s wearing with this Shark Attack Hoodie Dress? Very appropriate. And hey, nice back fin! Mind if I swim up beside you and attach myself like one of those weird ride-along fish?
Hey, wanna play Adventure Time? You be Fin, I’ll be Jake. Get it? Fin? I know. I know. Bad joke. Gil-ty as charged!
Okay, I’m out! Gotta call a cardiologist and a weatherman, cuz you a Sharknado and ya just stole my heart.
This Custom Painted Skeleton Guitar is pretty cool. Bands and singers that use this? Well, there’s PElvis Presley of course. Bone Thugs N Harmony. Spinal Tap. Just to name a few. Pretty awesome.
But what really freaks me out is the second image below. It’s like a friggin’ I Spy game. Everytime I thought I spotted everything, I found something else. Would it kill ya to clean up when we come over? I spy with my little eye:
A ghost child or apparition on the left.
A coffin bookcase.
A bust with one arm.
A tan dog’s feet.
A black dog asleep. (Are they both just one big dog?)
A used tissue.
Oh and a skeleton guitar.
Play along in the comments. Did I miss anything?
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People, people, people. I implore you. (Look at me using the big words) Ya gotta keep your girls off the pole. Otherwise they’ll end up dancing in some dark stinky nightclub dancing in these My Little Pony Rainbow Dash Stripper Shoes for some sweaty fat creep who has like two dollars to his name and crumbs all over his shirt. I only went that one time, but that’s beside the point.
Why do they say Toxic Cherry on the side? Cuz when you pop that cherry, it’s like a pinata full of STDs in a green cloud. I’m just guessing. Rainbow Dash? More like Rainbow cash. Or My Little Pole-ny!
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