Pickles The Poltergeist Clown

picklesThis clown is named Pickles. The first time I went to write up this article, I ended up crying in the corner, pulling my hair out. I don’t traumatize easy, but here’s the Dill, Pickles is creepy. Look at that image. He is clown-napping that kid. Turns out Pickles has a history of stalking, then clown-napping dolls of little children. The eBay seller Swankykitty explains:

Pickles the clown has been causing a bit of mayhem in the Doll House that Swanky built. All the babies have been complaining about his incessant doll-napper tendencies and the suggestion has been made more than once that maybe Pickles needs to move to a home of dolls more like himself.

I bought this doll initially because it made me laugh that he looked like Micheal Jackson if Micheal Jackson would have dressed as a clown.

Click through for more Pickle mayhem, where you can see him being super creepy, hiding under the beds of other dolls and waiting to snatch them up.
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Crochet Demonstration Model Uterus W/ Placenta, Umbillical Cord and Doll

Crochet Demonstration Model Uterus It’s all about education these days. Unlike when I was a kid, when they just sat you in front of the Atari and handed you a juice box. You have to educate about the whole pushing a baby out of your who-who thing. And to do that you need a crocheted model uterus with placenta and umbilical cord along with a baby. Etsy seller Anabellum417 offers just that. It’s like the ultimate crocheted action figure playset for weirdos and those who need to be taught about the miracle of life.

This miracle of life is a whole lot less messy. I could deliver that little crocheted baby all day long and never learn a thing. And that’s because it kind of looks like an Adventure Time character. I would have Jake and Finn take it on some rad adventures. Click through for another shot of the whole set.
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Just Wrong: Princess Die, Princess Of Wails Plush

Princess Di plush dollLook, it’s the Princess of Wales. I mean wails. Princess Di. I mean die. Yeah, this doll is really in poor taste. Just plain nasty. Just like the car that she was in on that fateful night, I’m guessing that sales of these dolls crashed and burned really quickly.

Comes complete with a corpse toe tag. Click through for more images.
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Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo

remote controlled bar cartForget remote controlled cars, robots and Transformers. I have a new favorite toy. This Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo.

This sexy toy is 16″ tall. I could load that bar cart with airplane booze bottles and have this chick wheel them over to me all day long. Best toy ever! Too bad I don’t have $8,500.00 for the Buy It Now. She is totally worth it. I guess my weekly Hooters visits will continue. Restraining order be damned.

Click through to see more. She certainly likes showing off her plastic boobs. Sexy.
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Haunted Clown Doll Lays The Smack Down And Leaves A Burning Hand Print

haunted slap markThis little clown seen below looks harmless. Weird, but harmless. The story goes that a nice mother in law bought this doll two months ago for the seller’s 9 month old son Isaac. He was purchased from an antique center in Springfield, Ohio. They named him “Louie”.

Soon after, there were issues with items in the nursery being moved: Diapers hidden under the crib, clothing being removed from the dresser and thrown on the floor and they even woke up one night to the sound of Isaac babbling loudly. They rushed into his nursery and every single stuffed animal he had in the toy box was sitting upright with him in bed.
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