Dr. Oz. The women love this guy. And why not? Any dude who uses props of giant rectums and vaginas, and makes his audience interact with dried human hearts is a guy that chicks obviously feel safe around. Seems legit. Well, how do you like him now? This Zombie Dr. Oz will eat your brain right out of your head, but not before he does a little open heart surgery on you.
This version of Mehmet Oz was made from a Ken doll and will cost you $130. on Ebay. 10% of the money is going to a Pet Rescue charity, so there’s that. You can have him chase your Barbies around the Malibu Beach home. Not that Barbie has any brains.
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Pissed that you never found a pot of gold from a Leprechaun under a rainbow? I hear ya. I’m pretty pissed about that myself. I chased rainbows for a whole summer once, driving a Ford Pinto, hanging a super soaker out the window, trying to create rainbows on the open highway. No dice. Leprechauns are the tight-fisted cheapskates of the mythical world.
Many come from miles away to talk to the dead. She watches them watching her. She can feel the planchette tracing words on her face. She speaks the words aloud, forming sentences. The ghosts’ hands are cold. So very cold.
This knitted alien autopsy from Etsy seller 
No need to go catching your BFF’s lice and other cooties, because you always lean in close and bump heads for those selfies. Just get this Etsy seller to make you a selfie doll instead. Take a picture of the doll whenever you need a selfie. Or put the doll against your friend’s head and take a selfie, that way your doll is getting your BFF’s scalp scabies and other nasties. Let’s face it, your friends ain’t clean. You know when your leg itches for no reason whatsoever? That was a rogue crab from your best friend Judy’s moldy clam. It was just saying hi.