Are you a fan of monsters? Is your fan a fan of monsters? These Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades will look great on your ceiling fan. I’m gonna lay all under it Apocalypse Now style, and stare as the monsters go round and round, blending together, into a new monster called Bride of Franken-Wolf-Cula. Okay, the name needs work. But trust me, you don’t wanna mess with him.
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Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets
These Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets will make your fridge a scary scary place. Fun fact: Hammer Horror is not when you hit your thumbnail with a hammer instead of the actual nail. It’s also not when you get hammered the night before and then wake up next to a horror the following morning. Okay, okay, I consider that second one some legitimate Hammer Horror. *Shudders*
Pop these mini horror posters anywhere and you will always have some cool art to look at.
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Classic Horror Monster Nesting Dolls
It’s a little known fact that monsters, like birds, love to nest. Except that monsters are so freaky they like to nest in each other. Like these Classic Horror Monster Nesting Dolls. Who knows why monsters do what they do. It’s weird. It’s basically monster sex, which seems wrong. But what do I know? Anyhow, this cool set is going to look great on your desk or shelf.
It includes Frankenstein, Dracula, Phantom of the Opera, The Creature, Mummy, and Wolfman. What’s up with the Phantom? I can think of lots of better places to be a phantom of than the opera. I would be phantom of the Burger King, phantom of the Playstation maybe… Still, it beats being phantom of the Oprah.
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Dracula And Coffin Statue
This Dracula And Coffin Statue is the perfect gift for the vampire that has everything. Because now he can have a statue that shows him doing his vampire thing. Sometimes he’s in the coffin taking a little nap like Naps-feratu, sometimes you can display him awake and just hanging out by the coffin. This gift might even make your blood-drinking friend realize how lame their life is.
Life is about more than just a coffin you know. Maybe set an alarm so you don’t sleep all day long. By the way, have you looked for a job this week? We’ve had this talk before. You are what? 3000 years old and sleeping all hours of the day, out all night and you can’t even be bothered to do your chores around the house? You better shape up old man!
Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters
This Set of 4 Classic Horror Movies Tile Coasters has a cool “tumbled” look. So do I. Just got done rolling around on the floor with a beautiful girl. *Fixes my hair while out of breath.* That’s only because I love that cat and she wanted to play the ribbon game and chase it around for awhile. Sheesh. Don’t make it dirty. Where was I? No, I mean in the article about the monster coasters. I know where I am physically. I didn’t get amnesia. Can we just focus on these cool tiles? Thank you.
These coasters look awesome. I’ve always wanted to set my drinks on small movie monster posters like I was some rich movie mogul. Now I can. You gotta love that art. That Creature from the Black Lagoon poster? This is exactly how women see me as I am checking them out. So I can definitely relate. It’s a good thing that creature never got put on trial at the end of that movie. You know why? He would be found Gill-ty. HAhahahaha You walked right into that one like an upturned rake I left in the yard. Been waiting for someone to step on that. About time.