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Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo

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remote controlled bar cartForget remote controlled cars, robots and Transformers. I have a new favorite toy. This Vintage Remote Control Bar Cart with Scantily Clad Bimbo.

This sexy toy is 16″ tall. I could load that bar cart with airplane booze bottles and have this chick wheel them over to me all day long. Best toy ever! Too bad I don’t have $8,500.00 for the Buy It Now. She is totally worth it. I guess my weekly Hooters visits will continue. Restraining order be damned.

Click through to see more. She certainly likes showing off her plastic boobs. Sexy.
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Creepy/Cool: Buy A Page Of The Necronomicon

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necronomiconThe Necronomicon is a pretty damn expensive book, full of dark stuff and the rantings of mad men. Sounds like a website you know and love right? You have to buy it one page at a time. And you can do just that thanks to Ebay seller zarono, who sells fragments from the book to use as props and for your nerd LARP-play or whatever.

The page above is inspired by Robert E. Howard’s tale of King Conan, “The Phoenix on the Sword”. They have all kinds of fragments for sale including Lovecraft inspired fragments and others. Most are $10-$20 each. Buy a whole bunch and make the coolest Necronomicon ever.

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Haunted Clown Doll Lays The Smack Down And Leaves A Burning Hand Print

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haunted slap markThis little clown seen below looks harmless. Weird, but harmless. The story goes that a nice mother in law bought this doll two months ago for the seller’s 9 month old son Isaac. He was purchased from an antique center in Springfield, Ohio. They named him “Louie”.

Soon after, there were issues with items in the nursery being moved: Diapers hidden under the crib, clothing being removed from the dresser and thrown on the floor and they even woke up one night to the sound of Isaac babbling loudly. They rushed into his nursery and every single stuffed animal he had in the toy box was sitting upright with him in bed.
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Grow Your Own Hooker / Pimp / Pole Dancer / Naughty School Girl

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grow your ownBad parents unintentionally grow hookers, pimps, pole dancers or naughty school girls. And now you can too. Without all of the diaper changing, parent/teacher conferences and eventual calls from jail. Just add water. Choose wisely. They are $3.45 each plus shipping.

The Truth Is Out There: Life-Sized 4 1/2 Foot Tall Alien Prop

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life sized alienFor $269.99 you can have your own Life-Sized alien. Don’t blame me when he starts probing your backside and walking through your walls, and inviting his alien buddies over to watch Star Trek and laugh at humans.

Look how much fun that kid is having with his alien. Just holding hands and having a good old time. Best buds. It warms my heart. Maybe they’re communicating. Check out some close ups below.
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